We see Robbie Bourbon standing beside an enormous thing draped in a curtain. It seems like a plausible guess would be it's a monster truck, since it kind of has that shape and you clicked on a link saying "Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck". It is Robbie, it might be a trick, like a huge stack of scorpions in the shape of a monster truck, or a huge stack of spiders in the shape of a monster truck, or a huge stack of angry ticks and bees the shape of a monster truck, or a cardboard monster truck.

No tricks, ladies and gentlemen, we got a new Monster Truck. We will be unveiling it this Saturday at Savage.