Rosalina shakes her head and rolls her eyes...

"Clearly Mr. Bourbon ignorance is bliss in your delusional world so allow me to illuminate and educate you...King Kong!"

"You. Make it all too obvious you have no Idea whom you are dealing with!

Zelda and Samus will NEVER come anywhere near my level of cool because I am infinitely above the two of those sluts."

"Zelda is a generic fairy tale princess who has everything done for her and when in danger has to have Link be her prince charming and if it weren't for her Sheik ability she'd be another princess peach and god knows we dont need HER here!"

"Samus on the other hand may as well be the walking epitome of the M.I.B only more overly sexualized where as I have far and away more dignity and respect for myself than that!"

So in essence one is just soft, the other an alien hunting slut for hire who kills for money just to make a living and then you have me:

I myself am the mother of a countless number of stars who look to me as their mother and despite their willingness to give their little lives to protect me I am a strong, self-able, powerful woman who can do both good and bad by myself and do not need anybody else especially neither a man in my life and most assuredly not a donut scarfing bowling ball in a mask to tell me where to go and what to do or come to my rescue

That is the power of being independent and proud of it!