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The Engineer · **07-12-2017, 06:42 AM**

Maddy straight up kicks out and bitch slaps Calypso.

Ugh, I can't EVEN....

You know what you are? The world's worst rapist. I don't mean worst in that your especially cruel or savage about it, because maybe I could actually respect that. No, I mean you SUCK at being a rapist. You come up to me time and again, try to roll me up and rub all up on me, not taking no for an answer all the while being all like "hey baby give me a shot" and "I totally washed my clothes today." Somebody with some BALLS would have at least busted out some chloroform. But not you! Like some desperate clinger on OkCupid, you just keep trying despite being shut down again and again.

As for living in a condo with Zoey, oh that's cool. But while we're making shit up, here's another one for you. You are suave and attractive.

But maybe you really do have bank. Maybe you really do hob nob with celebrities. Maybe you really DO stalk Zoey Descha-whozafuck on the daily under the guise of being neighborly. How does all that not make you even more pathetic? I mean, your some big city LA high roller, and you still can't score? Are you aware you can PAY for pussy?

And for the record, I'm not "getting any" from Engy. Engy is a tool I use for protection and occasional sadistic amusement. I'm surprised you didn't realize that. I had you figured for knowing all about being a tool.

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