Maybe so, but at least I've been around the bend a few times and now how this shit works. The guy talked about "giving me a chance" early yesterday morning by holding off on some additional "verbal violence" which probably meant making fun of my clothes, or my hair line, or my lack of participation in the past couple of years. What does it matter where I've been or what I've done when I'm standing on my head while pummeling your ass right now? Listen blondie. If I ain't told you once, I'll tell you again, this ain't Kansas no more. You've got your claim to fame, you've got your pay check, and now you're just sitting back milking it out. Who's the one pissing in the wind now?

I thought legends were like diamonds? Forever? Seems to me this one night standing, fake-ass honey-bee is going to let us down by tucking HIS tail the second a colored fellow steps forward and gives him a little shit. Apparently the talent of old can't handle a little diversity in the locker room. You racist piece of crap. There's a perfect example of the shit that just INFURIATES you and you got nothing to say about it. Gahd. And I thought you were something special.

That's a lie. Loverboy brought you in to save the world and you fucked it up. Nothing special there. Story must be over. I can't wait until you fuck up your winnings from High Stakes and knocked back to Average James like I've seen you as since you walked in here. Talk about going out without a whimper here. Damn, ya wussy. Where's the beef? Where's the magic? Where's the heat? Tell us all again how great you are while Calypso takes that gold from around your waist like candy from a baby. Like a baby. Baby.

Calypso grabs a John Blaq mask on a stick and puts it in front of his face.

Oooooh gahhh booogahhh booogahhhh!!!!

Raven falls back on his ass allowing Calypso to make a quick cover!

There's one last thing you'll remember about all of this before it's all over, Raven. One last thing after your return turns to mush and your Universal Title dreams are flushed down the toilet like your daddy should've done before he planted you into your mum's uti.

He waves his hands mystically in front of his face while pinning the champ...

And that's..........

He hums..........


mmmmmmmm..... Calypso....!!!