Aw, well ain't you cute!

That mask finally answers the age old question.

Will enough bukkake appaearances actually cause permanent facial damage?

Looks like it does.

When is the last time you beat a legend? Oh wait, your some type of mystery man, some asshole who wants us to believe he's been on Lane's cock longer than the herpes he got from Roxy. Nobody gives a shit about you, or your mysterious personality. You ain't worth the breath you waste bad mouthing a legend like me. Good job on the Star Trek reference considering I very recently pointed that out in my own work. If you're going to waste that much time, then just let me write your material for you, seeing as your recycling mine anyways.

And as for looking old, yeah, you right.

Laying pipe day in and day out has that effect on a man, I understand you wouldn't know much about tight skin though. You haven't been tight since your uncle fucked you. I couldn't give a shit less about your respect for me. The last person that said they didn't respect me was Chris Chaos and I beat that motherfucker like he stole something. All he knows now is respect for a man of my caliber. You're out of your league, Nate. Whether you're new school, or old school, you're shit regardless. Oh and to clarify, I lost to Chaos. But he knows what I'm capable of.

I'm a God among men here in the XWF, which is my my face adorns pretty much anything important.

Go get my McChicken, and don't fuck my order this time, scrub.

Cadryn kicks out.