Oh my god...
He didn't...
He wouldn't...
Oh fuck...
He did...
Super Mario has blundered into Bowser's lair in the form of an emotionally unstable, cunt raging thirteen year old girl's apartment.

For whatever reason at first, Mario is aimlessly talking out loud to no one... handing flowers to maybe a specter of some form?

Dolly hears the ruckus from her bedroom and pokes her head out of her door looking into living room. She is forced to cover her mouth to hold back a shriek as she notices an Italian man in blood stained overalls with an abnormally large head has intruded into her apartment. and is now talking to himself with his eyes closed tightly.

In her mind, Dolly has assumed that this freak has come to either:

1.Rape her
2.Kill her
3.Rape then kill her
4.Kill then rape her
5.Jump on her head and smash her down into a smaller version of herself as she flies out of our peripherals take on existence.

"Oh hell no..."

Dolly has now imagined herself killing this pudgy fucker at least twelve different ways: pipes, cliff falls, poisoned mushrooms, fire-pits and man eating Venus Fly Traps to name a few...

Because even if this were just some innocent gesture of affection, this guy had to be what? Like fucking fifty years old? That's sick. Sick-o #pizzagate Italian pederasts don't belong in this world.

Dolly creeps up on the creep and forcefully pokes his shoulder. Mario opens his eyes and startles briefly but then let's out a gushing sigh as the object of his sick fetish is standing in front of him:

"OH! It'sa me! Ma-"




"You need to shut the fuck up and get down on yer' knees pig!

Dolly forces Mario to the ground with her glock 18 where she then pistol whips him in the back of the head, knocking the big man unconscious.

When he comes to, Mario finds that he's been bound with tape around his wrists and mouth standing up in Dolly's shower, the tape on his wrists snugly wrapped around the shower head. The bath tub is full not only of water, but also several Venus Fly Traps that are munching on his feet.

Mario's muffled screams are bursting through the tape on his mouth as in walks Dolly, a toaster plugged into an extension cord in her hands.

Mario starts screaming louder.

"What's wrong big boy? This isn't kinky enough for you, huh?! AM I NOT PEACHY ENOUGH FOR YOU HUH?!?

Just as Dolly goes to drop the toaster into the shower, Mario screams loudly and rips the shower head from the wall, running out of the apartment with Venus Fly Traps nipping at his ass.

"Awwwe... I really wanted to kill him though. Oh well."

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