Nico walks in with about 6 cans of high-end caviar and a wrapped bundle of 66 cigars. Ophelia walks up to the sausages and takes a much bigger bite than Jane took.

So, you're the new HR girl? Basically a shorter, less experienced, less easy-on-the-eyes version of me? I've been asking for a working agreement here for ages, and they chose you first? *shrugs* Hope you're ready for the bullshit getting this job entails.

Overall Record: 2-8-1.

1x Federweight Champion.

Shitlist: Izzy Ravenwolf, Nate Higgers.

“We have never heard the devil's side of the story, God wrote all the book.”
― Anatole France