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Bobby Blackcoat · (02-14-2017)

Bobby Blackcoat is seen being dropped off by an Uber driver. He exits the car and picks up a large brown paper bag.

The camera notices Bobby and comes closer as he begins to speak.

Bobby Blackcoat: Do not fear. As we are all aware, there is an on-going lawsuit between myself and the XWF. So of course, they have refused to book me in a match. I am simply here to help Ms.

and her potluck catering concept.

As my fans know, I have spent most of my life cooking gourmet food every single day. I brought a lot of containers of fantastic food.

Bobby, holding the brown paper bag by the bottom, rushes toward the arena and enters through a back exit.

Bobby enters the backstage area where Jane

is waiting and begins emptying the contents of his brown paper bag onto the table. He begins shouting throughout the room, interrupting and diverting attention to himself in the room.

Bobby Blackcoat: Ms.

, do not worry. You're doing great, but I'm here to make sure the HR department in my name goes off without a hitch. So allow me to present my dishes. I mean, your sausage looks great. But I think we have some other ideas the XWF might find interesting.. Not much of an alcohol drinker so I have water and marijuana for the sane lot of us.

Here, I have a tupperware full of Thai basil pad kaprow, spicy chicken. Extremely spicy. Next we have a large container of Tom Yum soup to follow the Thai theme. Next, a large container of Southern Style Gourmet Macaroni and Cheese, loosely based on Outback's Kids' Menu mac and cheese, but with more gourmet cheese than Velveeta.

Here, we have a container of salad I've chopped up and this container of lemon poppy seed vinaigrette. For dessert, I've baked a pan of coconut macarons and a pan of Fruity Pebble Rice Krispy Treats. Still hot, we finished those last. But those, I'm afraid...

Bobby picks up a treat.

Bobby Blackcoat: Will likely be gone very soon. I am not here for a match but this event marks the new beginning of the XWF, and I wouldn't miss it for the world.

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