Nate spins Bernie around and plants him with a double chickenwing facebuster, then flips him onto his back and grabs his waist in a pin.
Boyyyyyyy.
Listen' here, Mister Man of the People. The one and only respectable thing about you is your support of the NRA, so don't go around bellyachin' about my AR collection unless you want to see it up close and personal. And as far as my time in the shit? I was over there in the dunes with them ragheads for two years, takin' down them Camel Cowboys like they was poppin' through holes in a whack-a-mole game. Don't you dare discredit my time servin' my county, boy. All you ever did was watch while a buncha blacks marched in Selma anyway. What was you doin' then anyways? Countin' the dollars in your Jew bank account?
Speakin'a which... me? A zionist? Coming from YOU? Boy did you forget to take your daytime pills or did you mix 'em with your nighttime pills by mistake? You're the "Berg" between the two of us, here.
You're sittin' over there all fuckin' butthurt because PRESIDENT Trump, who was NOT your opponent in the DEMOCRATIC primary, wouldn't debate you? What the fuck would be the point of that, Bernie? That's just another cash grab for an old man with precious little time left in the spotlight, and PRESIDENT Trump don't need it. He was there for the people of the United States, not to line his wallet with CNN fake news money. How much were they gonna pay you for that, anyway?
Glad you're out of the closet though, Bern. We all knew anyway.
But I swear to CHRIST if you ever disrespect the Earnhardt name again I will send you to your grave.