Reeve kips up or nips up or whatever the hell HBK calls that shit. He rips the title from JerkBreast before clocking him with it.






Reeve dissapears then ree-appears...










J.R.: Hellfahr and brimstone, Jerky. That's what this good ol' Oklahoma boy sees in your future. And you better Believe that when the dust has settled and the smoke is all clear, you'll be BROKEN IN HALF! You don't tug on Superman's cape, ya don't spit in the wind, and ya DAMNED sure don't fuck with the Shape-shiftin', fire-spittin', poontang splittin' demon himself! We've got the bombs, we've got the tanks, we've got the GREATEST mlitary on God's green Earth, and believe me when I tell you, nothing will stop us from hunting you down like we did Osama and burying you sixteen feet with a nuclear warhead aimed directly at your head!!! Miss Gordon's baby boy's right here and soon? I'll be living my boyhood dream of being the champ you COULDN'T be! To paraphrase a certain preserves commercial; with a name like Feder, it's GOTTA be better! And it will be with me as the champ. But irregardless, you too will be running like a scalded dog when I unleash JR's Official BBQ BeatDown on your Tush ™, and it won't be long before this Oklahoma boy makes good. It'll be a SLOBBERKNOCKER I tell ya what, it's gonna be the greatest Nitro in history! ...whoops, wrong commentator... You Jezebel, you foreign house ah fire, you BINGO LOVIN' BORIS KARLOFF BABY MAKER!!! I'll show you, you'll see! Enough's enough, and it's time for a change! Digging up a rock gathers no moss!!! How d'ya learn to fall off a step stool into a turnbuckle made of gravy? Stuffed animals don't make the world work! And in the end?












--I will rise from the ashes, better for every battle I've fought, every step I've taken on that road. People tell me to give up on my dreams, well who are they to cast stones? This is my life, not theirs. I think that if you want to prove yourself, JerkWad, you'll learn that celebration was hollow. The night Kurt Angle won that gold medal with a broken freakin' neck, there was NO denying that he deserved the victory, the medal, and the celebration that went along with it. Regardless of how you paint it, you cannot say the same. Meet me and see if you walk away with the same result. You know you won't, I know you won't, the XWF and the whole wide WORLD knows you won't. I have the heart of a lion.... you have the heart of a pussy. Intensity. Integrity. And intelligence. The three I's, and while you may have a shred of the first, you sure as hell lack in the first two. It's true, it's DAMN true. WOO!!!


Reeve goes for the pin and a bum counts it;

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