Suddenly Alexis Riot appears at the door, a little pissed off.

"Well hello everyone! It seems reports of my sexual exploits have been greatly exaggerated. Hate to break it to you Loverboy, but that "hickey" was probably just a injury from our match at Warfare. Now, this would be the part where I try to attack you, but fuck it, It's a party! Consider this a momentary truce. I mean, what asshole would attack someone on their birthday? Not this one."

Alexis then looks around at all the people, from Fernando, who looks REALLY out of it, to the weird hentai girls Mike L. Green summoned,

"Well... quite a diverse group of people we have here. Now, what's there to do.... wait.... is that pizza?"

Alexis then walks over to the table to grab a slice of pizza, the food of champions. She then notices Drake standing nearby,

"Oh hi Drake! It's been awhile. How have you and Skylar been doing?"

Love me? Good. Hate me? Better

Accomplishments:
1 Time X-Treme Champion
Snow Job Gauntlet Winner