I’m having to seriously cut back on my XWF participation, more or less quitting entirely. My plan for now is to at least opt into shows from time to time, but after Bad Medicine it may be a while before I will again…

Many of you know that out of character, I’m married with 4 children, one of which isn’t even a month old yet, and having just received a fairly big promotion at work I really need to pull my attention to the things most important in my life.

And as Soldier so plainly put it: “Real Life > XWF”

Hell, I don’t figure that anyone will necessarily care that I’m leaving, I’ve always had an inclination that maybe I’ve rubbed a few people the wrong way in OOC areas like Skype, but that was never my intention. Heck I truly love this place, and have had a ton of fun getting to know some of you and writing stories out with you guys over the last few months.

So many of you have been so helpful in what has been truly my first ever real EFed, I’d just like to shout a few people:

Pest-You’re an extremely underrated writer, and have been a great friend to me and helped me develop a lot.

Morbid Angel- If everyone were as easy to work with as you, there’s no telling how much more amazing XWF could be… Hell, in my opinion, Muddy may have never been so successful if you never let his daughter braid your hair, or paint your toenails with lamb’s blood.

Scully- What more can I say then you’re my friend and were cool as shit for being willing to tag with me? Hell this guy has 3 kids and still keeps up, maybe 4 is the cutoff…

Vinnie Lane- Not sure if there’s been another vet more willing to help me then you have. Anytime I ever questioned anything or needed advice on a piece, you were always there to help out. Now you know what I was talking about yesterday when I was bringing up that Live song, Lightning Crashes. Circle of life mayne…

Harrison, Doc, Soldier- You guys were amazingly cool with me and helped me out a lot also since day one.

Maybe I could have just left and not said anything, and no one would have batted an eye, hell I don’t know. But I know for me that my time here has been important on my side of the ball… because I’ve loved every second of it. I’m not sure how I’ll be remembered, outside of being a jackass to some I’m sure, but I’d at least hope that some people will think:

“Muddy Waters? That gay bashing, redneck piece of shit had some potential!”

To my opponents this week, this doesn’t mean you’re off the hook either! I’m still going to do everything I can to try and win those tag titles with Scully, and if or when we were to capture them, maybe someone like Pest or Morbid could just Freebird in my place…

I also know I’m still the Federweight Champion, and maybe I won’t be after Bad Medicine, but if so I’ll at least continue to defend that until someone knocks me off. Shouldn’t be too hard! I’m a green-shit rookie!

But in all seriousness, thanks for letting me have fun with you guys for the last several months. I’ll miss it… but Muddy will still pop in from time to time, to bang fat chicks, snort cocaine and to raise hell.

The best of regards to you all, my friends…

-Dylan

I know there were others I forgot to mention, like Theo and Duke... surely countless more. Just know that everyone of you, have made my time here amazingly fun and a great expirence overall.

how can u forget me? Asshole!


jk bro focus on yur life and come back when ur ready

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

I was dreading seeing this, Dylan, another guy I jinxed, so he leaves. Anyone who faces me or even teams with me, leaves. I have that effect on people lol

It's been great working with you pal and hopefully together, you can go out with a bang, as the XWF Tag-Team Champion. You're a cool dude, and fun to work with. Now stop all this soppy shit and let's win the tag straps

Sir, that is a black man!

*Surrounds Scully with CAUTION tape*


God dammit!

WE HAD PLANS MOTHER FUCKER!

I hope your wife hates you and your kids learn to resent you!





Just kidding...

I'm saddened...