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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 09:50 PM**

Hello, it's God again with an update. I will be offering another service.

For 1,000,000 xbux I will change my mind about something. All my policies are changeable.

No refunds.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 09:53 PM**

You are a genuine

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 09:58 PM**

(03-28-2015, 09:53 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: You are a genuine

NOCMM: God will not listen to this prayer unless you send him 250 xbux. Anything stated here is a prayer so please don't say "That wasn't a prayer" it's a waste of time

. If you say "It wasn't a prayer" I will ask you to send 250 xbux if you want God to listen to that prayer.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 09:59 PM**

You are mentally Fucked in the head

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 10:03 PM**

(03-28-2015, 09:59 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: You are mentally Fucked in the head

NOCMM: This prayer won't be listened to unless you pay the 250 xbux fee. When you send the money please state which of your prayers you want God to listen to. If you fail to do that I will just keep your money.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 10:05 PM**

Fuck this you ain't god

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 10:09 PM**

(03-28-2015, 10:05 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: Fuck this you ain't god

NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **03-28-2015, 10:10 PM**

I'm not giving you any money. I'm saving up for a cool ass banner

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-28-2015, 10:14 PM**

(03-28-2015, 10:10 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: I'm not giving you any money. I'm saving up for a cool ass banner

NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.

Guppy Parsh · **04-04-2015, 10:00 AM**

Is it worth it to be a main eventer?

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-04-2015, 10:09 AM**

(04-04-2015, 10:00 AM)Guppy Parsh Said: Is it worth it to be a main eventer?

NOCMM: Yes or no questions cost 500 xbux

. If you don't pay you will have wasted breath and earned yourself a place in Hell.

Guppy Parsh · **04-04-2015, 10:47 AM**

If I pay for the yes or no question I won't have enough money to pay to be a main eventer though. Can I have the yes or no question for free if I promise to pay to be a main eventer if the answer to that question is yes?

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-04-2015, 11:02 AM**

(04-04-2015, 10:47 AM)Guppy Parsh Said: Can I have the yes or no question for free if I promise to pay to be a main eventer if the answer to that question is yes?

NOCMM: Yes or no questions cost 500 xbux

. If you don't pay you will have wasted breath and earned yourself a place in Hell. Since you have multiple yes or no questions please state which one you want answered when you pay. If you fail to do that I will just keep your money. If you have no intention of paying for your yes or no questions, then you are welcome to keep asking them and receiving this message back. I can do this all day and it's just free money for me. I'm rolling in dough.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **04-04-2015, 11:12 AM**

Guppy dont waste your time on this mentally challenged

.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-04-2015, 04:40 PM**

(04-04-2015, 11:12 AM)Thunderbolt X Said: Guppy dont waste your time on this mentally challenged .

NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.

Maverick · **04-04-2015, 04:45 PM**

(04-04-2015, 04:40 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:
(04-04-2015, 11:12 AM)Thunderbolt X Said: Guppy dont waste your time on this mentally challenged .

NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.

"Holy fucking shit, he wasn't talking to you, he was talking to Guppy. And before you respond with that same, automated message, I'm not 'praying' to this false God, I'm talking to YOU, NOCMM."

**04-04-2015, 04:50 PM**

Pest:Dear Hero, I would like to apologize on behalf of the world for Maverick's continual existence.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-04-2015, 04:51 PM**

(04-04-2015, 04:45 PM)Maverick Said: "Holy fucking shit, he wasn't talking to you, he was talking to Guppy. And before you respond with that same, automated message, I'm not 'praying' to this false God, I'm talking to YOU, NOCMM."

NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-04-2015, 04:53 PM**

Hero Xtreme 7.9 counts the xbux he received.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: 249...250

Hero Xtreme 7.9 uses his God powers and this prayer appears in front of the others.

(04-04-2015, 04:50 PM)Pest Said: Pest:Dear Hero, I would like to apologize on behalf of the world for Maverick's continual existence.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 looks at the prayer and nods.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Noted.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-04-2015, 06:23 PM**

Hero Xtreme 7.9 counts the xbux he received.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: 999...1000!

(04-04-2015, 10:00 AM)Guppy Parsh Said: Is it worth it to be a main eventer?

Hero Xtreme 7.9 looks at the question and then thinks about whether to answer it yes or no. Then he thinks about why he would answer yes or no for this question.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Yes, it is worth it to be a main eventer because then you can talk to me anytime you want and my manager NOCMM will never try to annoy you or call you a rookie. If we ever face each other I'd do the promos instead of my manager and then you'll never have to go through the process of him telling you you'll go to Hell for various reasons and expertly making fun of you and owning you. I respect my opponents and don't say mean things about them unless they say mean things about me first or they are chumps.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 eats a crab salad.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Shit and it's only 10000 xbux. That's a fucking steal dude. 10000 xbux is cheap compared to the trash in the Xshop right now.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **04-04-2015, 08:00 PM**

Guppy trust me its not worth it. Maverick and I know what's best.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-04-2015, 09:29 PM**

(04-04-2015, 08:00 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: Guppy trust me its not worth it. Maverick and I know what's best.

NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **04-04-2015, 11:20 PM**

For Fuck Sake if you say that one more time I will rip all your organs out and force feed them to your client.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-05-2015, 07:59 AM**

(04-04-2015, 11:20 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: For Fuck Sake if you say that one more time I will rip all your organs out and force feed them to your client.

NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **04-05-2015, 02:00 PM**

THAT'S IT I CHALLENGE YOUR CLIENT TO A MATCH NEXT WEEK ON WARFARE.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-05-2015, 05:43 PM**

(04-05-2015, 02:00 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: THAT'S IT I CHALLENGE YOUR CLIENT TO A MATCH NEXT WEEK ON WARFARE.

NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.

**04-05-2015, 09:59 PM**

Pest:Will Thunderbolt ever amount to anything more than a mistake?

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **04-06-2015, 12:09 AM**

Pest you better watch yourself

**04-06-2015, 07:16 AM**

Pest:I would welcome the challenge, if I believed you capable of presenting one to me.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-06-2015, 02:34 PM**

Hero Xtreme 7.9 counts the xbux he received.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: 499...500.

(04-05-2015, 09:59 PM)Pest Said: Pest:Will Thunderbolt ever amount to anything more than a mistake?

God reads the question and then thinks about whether the answer is yes or no.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: No.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-06-2015, 02:38 PM**

Quote:Pest you better watch yourself

(04-06-2015, 07:16 AM)Pest Said: Pest:I would welcome the challenge, if I believed you capable of presenting one to me.

NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to your prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.

**04-06-2015, 02:47 PM**

...Dear father, forgive me for I have sinned...

**04-06-2015, 02:52 PM**

...I must know...
Is Cohen Horne only a homosexual because he's from England?

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-07-2015, 02:11 PM**

Hero Xtreme 7.9: I'd like to apologize for the lateness of this. I got caught up in post-Easter stuff, but I'm back to prayers.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 counts the xbux he received.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: 499...500.

(04-06-2015, 02:52 PM)Muddy Waters Said:
...I must know...
Is Cohen Horne only a homosexual because he's from England?

Hero Xtreme 7.9 thinks about whether the answer to the question is yes or no then he answers it.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: No.

Apparently that's not the only reason.

**04-07-2015, 03:57 PM**

Pest:Why does Thunderbolt suck so badly?

Thunderbolt Lying Asshole · **04-07-2015, 04:01 PM**

Pest, Why do you suck your own balls? Oh wait, you dont have any. Hahaha

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-07-2015, 04:28 PM**

Hero Xtreme 7.9 counts the xbux he received.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: 999...1000!

(04-07-2015, 03:57 PM)Pest Said: Pest:Why does Thunderbolt suck so badly?

Hero Xtreme 7.9 reads the question and puts the thought into it that it requires. He reads the question again to himself.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: As a male he wasn't designed to suck anything. This doesn't mean he won't one day be able to suck well, but sucking poorly was how I intended. He just needs more practice and then he'll be able to suck as well as any other

. So the answer to your question is his lack of practice and his cisgender.

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-07-2015, 04:30 PM**

(04-07-2015, 04:01 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: Pest, Why do you suck your own balls? Oh wait, you dont have any. Hahaha

NOCMM: Questions that require thought cost 1000 xbux you fucking

. Use your fucking brain rookie.

Maverick · **04-09-2015, 02:52 PM**

"Hero, just make me a fucking 'main eventer' so you can accept my challenge already."

Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **04-09-2015, 02:59 PM**

Hero Xtreme 7.9 counts the xbux he received.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: 9,999...10,000!

(04-09-2015, 02:52 PM)Maverick Said: "Hero, just make me a fucking 'main eventer' so you can accept my challenge already."

Hero Xtreme 7.9 snaps his fingers and makes Maverick a main eventer.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: I'll give it a look dude.

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