08-19-2025, 09:02 PM
Look, I was gonna just bail out of the match, and let JC Keeton get the win, but what would be the point of that? I might not be serious about this match, maybe im burnt out of all the fucks i can spare within the ring. I know those fans are probably gonna use the match as a restroom or intermission, because with how things are going between JC and I, isn’t going to blow the roof off this rodeo arena, so honestly I can just say this…
I lose, he wins….$$$$
But that's a whole lotta caca, a whole lotta bullshit to the degree of where it’s just a joke. I might not have been prepared for a real shoot, but this is purely off the cuff; do I expect it to be impactful? Not really, but what i do care about is that I am able to just go out there and whoop his ass. Even if the intermission is running wild, the fans are plotting to hook up with Thunder Knuckles, or even making plans to join the next rodeo show; I still will pretend to care about this match.
Is it fair to admit that I'm slacking, yes… i got a lot shit to deal with outside the ring, and sometimes I tend to forget I book myself on shows that might as well be dark match territory, and that I might not be the best one to get someone over like a tamales. JC, you are like the crunch wrap supreme, where it's not tasty and blander than a Sir Lionel ad read, that kinda boring guy who makes Lance Storm look like modern day Vinnie Lane without Slapnuts in his vocab. JC, me and you might as well not even have the match, and let it be legit thrown out.
Look at the card, and tell me who’s gonna wanna spend money on our match?
Who’s dying to see the JC Keeton match in 2025?
If i wasn’t wrestling you, i wouldn’t and just wait for the main event, but atlas i can’t do that without getting either a fine, or possible suspension due to the powers that be who booked this match. Yes, I'm going there because of how less important this is to me, it's not like I'm reaching for the Anarchy or the Rev title after this point, so I guess I have to be able to act like this match has some high stakes, low reward policy.
In the words of Jimmy Stars….or at least recanted…
“Im only here to do the match, so i won’t get fined”
Now, that's been out of my mind, time to get real. You see, since I had a match a few weeks or months ago and was dealing with my personal issues, I had wanted to just not show up to Anarchy this week. I wanted to stay home, and wallow in bottle of Jack Daniels and maybe blow my fucking head off. But what stopped me from going that route, was that phone call from JB and he informing me that i have to go to bumfuck Oklahoma since last week. So while I'm not motivated in the slightest to deal with JC Keeton, its only JB who’s giving me a reason to care.
So JC, i know that this match may be in your favor, and i know you are in the process of getting your camera crew to film your magnum opus of a promo against me, and what talents you present, and even mentioning how you will come out of that rodeo arena as the winner, and to that i say… Vete a la mierda, pedazo de basura!
I am just going to end it here, see you in less than 48 hours from now JC Keeton, be prepared to fucking go to war with me, win or lose or draw, imma be the one quick on the draw before you can even open your eyes by the end of the night.
A Flithy Animal
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