06-18-2013, 01:11 AM
At the edge of Los Vegas in a small studio apartment an extremely striking young woman can be seen curled up on a couch and reading a rather raunchy romance novel.
Despite wearing standard grey sweatpants, blue socks and black t-shirt with the word Triplicate across the front her beauty was more than evident. Her honey blonde hair fell just below her ear and the pink highlights helped it frame her face perfectly
Suddenly the loud tone of a microwave oven can be heard at the far end of the apartment drawing the young lady’s attention.
She jumped to her feet revealing a tone and curvaceous physique as she scampered across the apartment to retrieve her meal.
A few moments pass before she returns with a bowl of chicken chow mein and set of chopsticks. She takes a large bite before returning to her curled position on the couch. She reaches for her book when suddenly the poor sound quality of a cell phone ringtone blares out in the sparsely furnished studio.
The woman redirects the hand that was going for the book toward her cell phone and she answers.
Woman: Yes big brother I’m safe….Wait…what? What the hell is going on over there??
In the backstage area of the studio the rambunctious live audience can be heard cheering and breaking into XWF Chants. We then see Cade Legend holding a cell phone to his ear.
Cade: Yeah I know it’s loud. I’m just getting ready to go on. Turn the T.V. to channel 31… Ok, I’ll call you when I’m done.
A wide angle of the jammed studio is shown and the camera pans the audience. Guys and girls wearing Brahma Bull, CM Punk and Dean McGovern t-shirts are seen before the camera finally stops on and zooms in on group of teenage girls all wearing the same IMMORTAL EMPIRE shirts
The shot moves on and we see an attractive, immaculately dressed Asian woman standing on the middle of the stage.
Woman: Welcome back to Wrestle World…LIVE!!! I am Suchin Pak and right now It’s my pleasure to introduce one of the newest, BRIGHTEST stars to sign with the X- treme Wrestling Federation! He’s one of the founders along with Chris Legend and Mike Mayhem of the newly formed IMMORTAL EMPIRE! Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the former B.A.F. BAD ASS Heavyweight Champion of the world!! Mr. CADE LEGEND!
Mudshovel by Stained plays in the studio as Cade walks out in black slacks and black Tank top with the words “WE ARE ALL SINNERS” across the front in silver letters.
His eyes are covered by silver aviator glasses and his 5 o’clock shadow is perfectly trimmed. He walks the stage and shares a friendly embrace with a smiling Suchin before turning to wave to the crowd.
Suchin leads Cade over to a pair of love-seats sitting kitty-corner to one another. They sit down facing each other and as the music fades so does the crowd noise.
Suchin: So…Cade Legend. Welcome back to the wrestling scene.
Cade nods in appreciation.
Cade: Thank you. I appreciate that.
Suchin: I’ll tell you, you and Chris have the wrestling world buzzing right now. Facebook, Twitter, Instragram everyone is excited to see you back in action!
Cade: Well I’m excited to be back! And I’ll tell you there’s nothing like walking and hearing the fans.
The audience pops with cheers and applauds in response.
Cade: And I’ll be honest. I had been away so long that I didn’t really know what to expect…
Suchin: Cade Legend, Nervous?
Cade: Yeah I know it’s crazy right? But I’ll tell you. We flew out for SHOVE IT and I went out there and heard the crowd again…and I was like Damn, where can I get two more doses of that?!
Suchin: So we’ll get into what went down last week on Shove It a little later but I understand this Saturday night you and Chris Legend will be in Somalia!
Cade: Yeah it’s crazy. I’ve never been there before. It should be a lot of fun.
Suchin: You say it should be fun but there are two guys that plan on making the trip miserable for the Immortal Empire. Of course I’m talking about JOHN AUSTIN and the TEXAS TORNADO... ANDY MORRISON!
The crowd offers a mixed reaction that is quickly overwhelmed by boos. Cade allows for the noise to settle before responding.
Cade: Yeah well, I guess that’s what it’s all about. We’re gonna lace em up and see who makes who’s trip miserable.
Suchin: Well Cade, I gotta tell you, you seem extremely laid back considering the choice words those guys have had for you and Chris.
Cade seems puzzled as he removes his sunglasses. The camera’s zoom in to get a shot of his deep dark eyes.
Cade: They had words for us? Really? I’ve been flying around. Jet-setting, doin the Legend thing….I didn’t even hear.
Suchin: Well we thought that might be the case…so we put together a little video to get you up to speed.
Highly edited versions John Austin’s and Andy Morrison’s promos are shown before the camera returns to the live feed. The crowd offers a round of boos and we see that Cade’s body language has changed.
He leans back in his chair, runs his hand through his hair and returns his aviators to his face.
Suchin: So there you have the gist of it all and I can tell you that it’s really exciting to be able to get your first reaction right here on Wrestle Word Live!
Cade lets the crowd die down again and then sits in silence. The moment is almost awkward but eventually Cade allows the corner of his mouth turn up to reveal a partial grin. He then doubles over in uncontrollable, knee slapping laughter.
Suchin Pak begins to chuckle nervously as does the rest of the crowd. After a few moments Cade is able to gather himself and he looks up.
Cade: So let me get this straight…because I thought my first match was going to be a tag match against a team of WRESTLERS…Wrestlers….Ya know…two big mean tough guys who wanna fight…but if that video is any indication. Chris and I are gonna fly ALLLLLLL the way to a 3rd world country just so we can slap around a bed-wetter and the guy he keeps around just to... SUCK HIS DICK!
The crowd erupts while Suchin awkwardly tries to interject.
Suchin: I’m sorry but I just need to remind you that we’re live..so the language…
Cade: The language? You wanna talk about language?? You just had some Nick At Night reject talking about crack pipes and whores and now you wanna talk about language??
Suchin: Well, Cade, to be fair we did bleep all of the language out of the piece.
Cade: Well then let a Legend tell you like this, tell the boys in back to keep their finger near the damn button!
If the crowd was happy to see Cade before they’re eating out his hand now as his intense delivery and powerful charisma seems to push Suchin Pak off the screen.
Cade leans forward in his chair and he motions to the camera man to pull in closer.
Cade: Austin, Morrison…it’s pretty clear that you haven’t the faintest idea of what you just got yourselves into. I'm nothing like what you're used to because I don’t give a Fuck. Chris and I used drop to clowns scarier than you two in middle school. We’d leave em in dumpsters FOR FUN and we wouldn’t let them out until they screamed the name…..LEGEND!
And the sad thing is you really seem to believe your own bullshit. You really think that when the bell rings your sorry ass coloring book is gonna help you.
For the sake of putting on a good show for all those poor Somalians, wise up…Your family won’t matter, a book won’t matter, The Gospel of Austin won’t matter because you’re going to find yourselves in a bad way. You’re gonna find yourselves in a fight with two men who just so happen to be QUICKER, STRONGER, FASTER, BETTER than either of you could ever dream to be.
Cade then stands up and takes the camera in his hand holding the lens close to his face.
Cade: Come Saturday night…You ain't no Hitler, You ain't no Manson, You have no family and you damn sure AIN’T the LIGHT….But I can make one promise….Come curtain call in Somalia…John Austin….little Andy Morrison…..you will be IMMORTAL!
With that Cade stormed off the set leaving Suchin Pak in a state of shock and the crowd in a thunderous chant of LEGEND
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