6/24/13 Madness. That's the first date I have open.

YOU win- I'll give you a shot at my european title, the following week.

I WIN- You leave XWF and go back to Japan, and take your black diaper with you.


What do you say?

Punk consider your challenge accepted and your championship reign on borrowed time.

The only thing on borrowed time is your trip to america. Tell the folks I'll be sending your ass home soon, if they can see you coming with their squinted eyes.

Luca walks up to the two arguing men, the newspaper he seems to never get to read rolled up in his hand.

"Das racist."

Luca then leaves the same way he came, which has never been clarified. Seriously, how the fuck does he just show up like that?

The only thing my people will see is a man beating a bigot into submission and claiming a European title from an American.

Where's the man? The only thing I see is a fat, pathetic excuse for a wrestler. Are you and Tensai related?

If you meant you were going to beat me, good luck. You may have to catch your breath from climbing into the ring first.

Actually Mr.Punk you are probably more closely related to Tensai, considering you're both American slobs. And don't worry about my size where I come from this is how real men look, not like walking chalkboards, it is you who should be worried about breathing when I choke you out.

At least when you choke me out I won't have to look at you.

Then why don't you save yourself the embarrassment of sleeping on television and just give me your title now and you'll never have to look at me again.

You want that busted up, cracked underneath the tires of my van, pissed on belt?

I might tell you where it is if you beat me for it.

Might.

Luca shows up once more, completely unannounced and unwanted.

"Satoshi, am I saying that right? Fuck it. Yoshi, it doesn't very well work that way. At all. Even if it did, Punk wouldn't."

Once more he vanishes from sight as if he walked into a black abyss.

Well there is no reason to tell me anyway because once I beat you for it I am remodeling it into a new title, for a continent that deserves it, it's to be renamed the Asian championship. So Punk I am bot going to ask you to tell me where that useless belt is I am just looking for the chance to win the ideal of it, so I may change it to my own vision of greatness.

And you can represent your people in all their squinty eyed, mixed skin, overly chubby glory.

If you can take it from me

GOD DAMMIT LUCA JUST STAY HOME!

"North Korea ain't that great. I've been there, I saw some shit.

I. SAW. SOME. SHIT.

...But everyone there loved me."

OH GOD DAMMIT HE'S GONE AGAIN!

I qould much rather represent my own people than ant European or American. Yes we may not all defile our bodies like yourself but even the most squinted eyed, chubby, mixed skin Asian could teach you a thing or two about manners and how to use your brain.... As small as it may be.