Tri Bute: Our Future Lord, Our Great Future King: A Biographical Future Comic
ISSUE #18 (Part 12)
Execution: Hag Berry

Previously on ISSUE #18:

“I got them to hurry up, my future liege.”

“There may not even be a future sun down!”

“The future transformation! It’s beginning!”

“Inconvinium! Waytogolite! Translatiummygosisdigup Anotheroium! Furock Dragite!”

It’s so future complicated and future cool.

“The future hanging should be soon, Inc, every future second it grows closer.”

“Those only come out when it’s future dark,”

“Future wipe Tri Bute’s J.I.Z.Z. out of your future eyes. This isn’t justice, integrity, or zankustility, and it’s definitely not what Zeusrion would future do.”

“Fine, what do you want? I’m future busy right now, so future make it quick.”

“Put me on with your future supervisor.”

“Marcus Giles”

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“Go.”

“What do you future mean?” I future asked, but I future think I already future knew the future answer. A future whip future lashed across my future back. My damn future curiosity. When my future cat got future hit by a future car I should have future learned from it.

“Go,” he future said again, “Future save us all.”

“This is as far as we can future take you.”

“Surely you can future take me a future bit further, ri-,” I future said, future stopping myself from finishing my future question.

“No, we can’t.”

“Future orders from the future king.”

I future turned and future looked down into the future pit. It was future deep. The future sign future called it “The Future Pit Of Future Danger” for a future reason, I future suppose. “The future king wants me to go down in this future pit and future find the future man in my future heart,” I future said future slowly, future trying desperately to future fight off my insatiable future desire to future say it with a future questioning inflection and be future whipped once again.

“Yes.”

“Then I’ll do it.” I future knew that it would be future treason if I didn’t. The future king had no future reason to future hurt me; I had been an up-future-standing future citizen for my entire future life. I future trusted the future king with my future life, like everyone else.

I future turned away from the future men and their cold future faces; I future stepped toward the future threshold to a new future world. The Future Pit of Future Danger future awaited me. This was my future destiny. It was my future opportunity to future serve the future king.

“Future hold on,” future said the last future nameless cold future smile future guy, his future eyes future studying mine as he future grabbed my future wrist and future tugged me towards him. “It’s too future dangerous,” he future shouted as he future looked back at the others.

“She has to do it. There’s no one else who can.”

“You don’t future know that, Hag,” as he future spoke he future tightened his future grip on my future arm.

“I future know everything, Pat. She’s the future beast. Tri Bute future told me to future find her and I future found her. Future step away before I make you future step away.”

“I’m not future afraid of you, Hag Berry. All of our future trials were nothing like this. We never had to future walk such a long future distance all by ourselves. You future know she’s not ready for a future cardiatric challenge such as we future have future here.”

“That’s not our future problem,” future chimed one of the others.

“We got the future girl to the future pit. That’s all we have to do, Pat. It’s all in her future hands now. The future weight of the future world has future fallen on her future shoulders.”

“Your ‘White Future Knight Future Complex’ is future ruining everything, future dude.”

“I don’t hav-,”

“Future enough. I’m future sick of all you future people future talking out of your future heads. I’m future going that’s the end of it.” With that I future swept Pat’s future leg and future sent him to the future ground, future breaking his future grip. I future peered deep into the future abyss and future mentally future prepared myself for what I was about to do.

“Before you enter the future pit there is something else you must do,” Hag future said before I could future jump. Hag Berry future ordered his future underlings to future drag Pat away. As they future went to future grab him they each future placed a future bucket in front of Hag.

“What ever it is,” I future smirked, “I’ll do it.”

Berry future cracked one of future knuckles causing it to future drip future water into one of the future buckets. With his other future hand he future smacked his future palm allowing a steady future stream of future water to future escape his future knuckle. I future looked on in future awe as all three future buckets were future filled to the future brim with future hand-made future water.

“What are you future doing?”

FUTURE WHIP CRACK!

The future stinging sensation future hit me faster than future light. I was now almost there again; the future burning in my future loins was near its future breaking point. No more future questions should future dare to escape my future mouth.

The three others, each future holding a future bucket, silently future looked on as Hag future touched his future palm to his future forehead and slowly future turned it until it was future facing outward. He let out a future series of rhythmic future grunts as future sparks of future flame future danced away from his future hand future forming a future cloud of future smoke above his out-future-stretched and future spread future fingers. More future sparks of future flame future shot out of his future hand and eventually future engulfed his future body.

His future robes future burnt to a future crisp as his future underlings future emptied the future buckets over him. Once the future fire was future put out they future crawled on their future hands and future knees to the future ashes and future pecked them like future birds on small future cherries.

Hag Berry future wiped some future ash off of his Hawaiian shirt, before un-future-buttoning it and future exposing his future hairy chest and future tattoo of a future vial. With his right future hand he future peeled the future tattoo off of his future chest and then future flicked it. The future slab of future skin future marked by future art future jiggled at his future touch. With his left future hand he future slapped it causing it to future spin rapidly until finally future taking the future form of a future flesh-colored future vial.

He future extended his right future arm as his future brethren future dropped future balls of future ash from their future mouths into the future vial. Once their future mouths were future empty the future robed future men future took a few future steps back.

“For one thousand future years those future robes have future belittled me, and future critiqued my every future move. Being one with the future man-made isn’t easy, future darling. It’s future straining. There’s a future voice in your future head that only you can future hear, but finally I’m future free. My future anger has future seeped into those future robes all this future time, until the future king future gave me this future opportunity to future share it with you.”

He future placed the future vial of future ash and future mouth liquids into my future hands.

“Future drink it.”

From future words to future actions, I future swallowed down a thousand future years of future anger, never future knowing what they were a-future-bout. With future ease the future balls of future ash future held future together by future saliva future glided down my future throat. I didn’t future dare to future chew them up or future spit them out.

“Now you’re future ready. Go! Future set future free the future man in your future heart! Go! Future learn his future name! Future save us, Pel!”

The future bits of future ash future rummaged down my future esophagus as I future dived into the future pit of justice, integrity, zankustility, and Zeusrion, The Future Pit of Future Danger.

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Hag Berry future triumphantly future glared down at Pat Zer. His future bishop future struck his future king, future checkmate. Two future falls to none Berry had future bested him again.

“There you future have it. Pat, I future thought you had that one.”

“I’ve always been a poor future chess player, you future know that.”

They future laughed and future sipped their future margaritas as they en-future-joyed the future blaring Future Cancun future sun.

“A future bet is a future bet,” future said Pat as he future removed his future shirt, “I really did future think I could make that future girl come to her future senses.”

Mr. Berry future handed Pat Zer a medium-future-length future cucumber. “I’m glad she didn’t,” future breathed Berry, “I future feel like I’ve been future waiting my whole future life for this.”

Pat future took the future cucumber from him and began to future tease his left future nipple with it. “Why is it so warm?” Hag just future laughed. “Do you future think that future girl made it through the future pit?”

“Let it go. She never under-future-stood a damn thing that we future said anyway.”

They both future laughed again as Pat future toyed with his sensitive future nipples and the future scene future faded away.

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I future walked for future miles
To a future place where no one future followed me
I future walked alone

It had been future hours since my future guides left me to my future fate. The Future Pit of Future Danger, was a future cloudy future wasteland. My future footwear got all future messed up and my future hair was a future mess too. It was no future place for a future girl like me. Future basketballs future rolled off in the future distance not a single future grudge to be future held.

I didn't future know why it had to be me.

My future heart future pounded in my top-heavy future chest, but I future kept up with the future pace I future set. Then it all future hit me at once.

FUTURE MURMUR!

My future insides began to future twirl and future spin, future stunning my forward future momentum. My future heart future rocked in my future chest like a future ship caught in a future storm. Like a voluntary future sacrifice in a future attempt to future lighten a future load, my future heart future jettisoned itself from my future chest and future continued future beat on the future rocks and future pebbles directly in front of me.

I future patted my future chest, and was future surprised to future find it still in-future-tact. I lost my future balance as I quickly future took a future step towards my future beating future heart; I future forgot my future heels weren’t future made for this rough future terrain.

I could only future watch as my future heart future exploded and future smoke future filled the future air around me. I future struggled to my future feet and future watched the future smoke clear and future divulge my future destiny.





I future stared at the future hunk’s future muscles and his beautiful future watch. That’s when it future dawned on me that future time was future running out. I had to future know this future mammoth of a future man’s future name, but I future knew one more future question, one more future whipping, would bring me to future orgasm. It would be pretty future embarrassing if I future came all over this future guy.

I future searched the inner-future-workings of my young future mind for a future way to future pry for this future information without future question. I future stretched and future folded my future cerebellum until the future technique future presented itself to me.

Just future introduce yourself.

“I’m Pel, you must be this future fabled ‘future man in my future heart’.”

Future compelled by the over-future-bearing future social convention the delicious future hunk of prime future beef also future introduced himself.

“Future call me,” he future put on his future sunglasses, “Bat Ista.”

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