Darren kicks out at... one? I guess?
After ensuring the pin is broken, Darren starts to wonder about the nature of time and if the future and the past are all one in the same or like if everything is just totally interconnected...
Then he sees Captain Future's sparkly jumpsuit.
Darren Dangerous: "Ha!

!"
He blinks, confused.
Darren Dangerous: "

? Uh... big flaming

! What the FUCK?

!

!!!

than a three dollar bill!

non-conforming

pronouns and

!?!??!?!?"
Across the street a couple of Neo-Nazis are staring at Darren and shaking their heads.
Neo-Nazi: "Dude, what you just said was NOT cool. Do better."
The skinheads walk away but Darren doesn't really notice or care because he's too busy still being really confused.
Darren Dangerous: "Why the fuck can't I say

or

or call someone a fucking

??? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE??? I bet that

Centurion is behind this bullshit! Him and his

daughter and her

pink triangle

!!!"
Darren stamps his feet in anger and starts to leave but then he remembers how hard fucking core he is and that he's the X-Treme Champ now and has an example to set, so he cracks Future upside the head with his wicked new nunchuck belt, then throws him into oncoming traffic. Future bounces off the hood of a car and falls onto the ground as the car skids to a stop.
Darren climbs onto the car and hits future with a swanton bomb before leaving and bleeding.