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IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU DARREN!
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Captain Future Offline
Active in XWF



XWF FanBase:
Green as Grass

(sloppy in the ring; botches moves regularly; shows up when fans are hoping for anyone else)


#1
08-26-2025, 11:35 AM

THREEEEEEEE!!!!

"A-HA!"

"I have won YET AGAIN!"

"Your FEEBLE mind may not comprehend it you bald bag of flaccid dicks but I, CAPTAIN FUTURE! Have claimed your trivial prIZE..."

IN
THE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRREEEEE!!!!


"You heard the 3 did you not!?"

"It was very BOLD and LARGE!!!!"

"LIKE YOUR FOREHEAD!!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!"

"YOU SWEATY TROGLODYTE!"

"WHEN I HIT YOU WITH ONE OF MY DEVASTATING MANUEVERS IN THE FUTURE YOU SHALL DISAPPEAR INTO SPACE-OBSCURITY! OR IN YOUR CASE SPACE-OBESITY!!!! MUHGAHAHAHAHAHAGHDSAHAJHFHJSDGFHJKSDFVJK!!

"WISPED AWAY LIKE THE POISONOUS DUST FROM A FLUR-.. Flurescent? FLORESCENT LIGHT TUBE!!!!"

"NOW WIMPER, TURD!"

"FOR THE FUTURE IS-"

*dramatic pause*

"IN THE FUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Captain Future hits Darren with a future move at some point in the future and then pins him at a later point in the future and wins with ease!
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Darren Dangerous Offline
The Lord Of Ultra-Violence



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#2
08-26-2025, 06:02 PM

Darren kicks out at... one? I guess?

After ensuring the pin is broken, Darren starts to wonder about the nature of time and if the future and the past are all one in the same or like if everything is just totally interconnected...

Then he sees Captain Future's sparkly jumpsuit.

Darren Dangerous: "Ha! !"

He blinks, confused.
 
Darren Dangerous: "? Uh... big flaming ! What the FUCK? ! !!! than a three dollar bill!    non-conforming  pronouns and    !?!??!?!?"

Across the street a couple of Neo-Nazis are staring at Darren and shaking their heads.

Neo-Nazi: "Dude, what you just said was NOT cool. Do better."

The skinheads walk away but Darren doesn't really notice or care because he's too busy still being really confused.

Darren Dangerous: "Why the fuck can't I say  or or call someone a fucking  ??? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE??? I bet that  Centurion is behind this bullshit! Him and his  daughter and her  pink triangle   !!!"

Darren stamps his feet in anger and starts to leave but then he remembers how hard fucking core he is and that he's the X-Treme Champ now and has an example to set, so he cracks Future upside the head with his wicked new nunchuck belt, then throws him into oncoming traffic. Future bounces off the hood of a car and falls onto the ground as the car skids to a stop.

Darren climbs onto the car and hits future with a swanton bomb before leaving and bleeding.
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