The shot opens on Madison Dyson decked out in a full on Hazmat suit. 

Maddy's voice sounds tinny as its filtered through the respirator, but nonetheless we can still hear her fortunately for you!

Like, how are these fuckers sooooooo BAD at this?! You have to kick out of a pin attempt! That's it! James Shark did it like a million times against Chuck. Even when he didn't have to! And yet the rest of these out of towners can't pick up on such a simple concept. 

And now, I have to touch Tommy Wish! At least Gorgo probably bathed (in the blood of virgins). But still! TOMMY WISH! 

UGH! UGH! UGH!

Maddy finds Tommy backstage asleep, probably with his hand down his pants or some shit. With a pained expression, she gingerly lays down on top of him, desperately trying not to vomit in the suit. 

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After I woke up, I see Miss Dyson on top of me, then i simply did the most, slowest kickout of all time. Since I realized I just got the title, I simply just knock Dyson over her hazmat helmet with the belt.

"Hey next time, don't disturb the some how x treme champ like myself....i didn't even know i got it"

Then I ran off to my car to sleep with the belt in tow.

OOC: Don't mind me, testing something...

OOC: Still testing...

OOC: also testing