Great Buzzard Eli James IV
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06-22-2013, 09:42 AM
Saturday finally arrives. All the XWF superstars participating are all in Somalia now and preparing for the Shove It event. In some unknown location that looks fairly decent is Eli James the Fourth sitting down in a chair.. laid back.. smiling from ear to ear. The XWF cameras find him and wanting to know if he has any last words before the event. Eli smiles and looks like he's about to talk but says nothing. The XWF crew looks confused and once again asks if he would like to say anything. Eli doesn't make a noise from his mouth. He smiles.. looking around.. and finally speaks.
Eli James IV "The world is a strange place. On one side.. it looks peaceful while the opposing side is full of violence.. at one corner ya have people dressed in fancy suits and driving highly priced vehicles while the opposite corner they can't afford any clothes.. or food.. this same Earth.. so many opposing sides. Heck man, look at the people that'll be standing across the opposite side of the ring tonight. Ya got people who are so caught up in their own religion.. in their own rules and regulations.. in their own tradition like Mystica.. people focused more about their private parts than their job.. and the list goes on and on about the differences of each person. But they do all have a common ground. Sinners. They are all sinners.. still living their sinful lives and ignoring the truth. What separates me from all of them is many things. I don't fear anything or anyone. I have a purpose that exceeds this life. I have been chosen to speak the message of truth from the Almighty. Even if ya wanna look at the treasures people hold onto in this life.. I have more money than all of 'em. I've worked harder than all of 'em. And I keep my word. My word is more dependable than any promise a man can make. My word stands above any height this world has. You boys keep sayin the same old things about me.. it goes to show you.. you fear me. You're afraid of Eli James the Fourth. Afraid of the unknowable. I would be to. All you boys can focus on is my exterior. My beard. My hair. Hehe. Well, it'll be the last of your concern come tonight. My fists carry a lot of power. My legs a forceful wind to knock ya down. My mind a superior intelligence. My spirit unified with the Almighty. A message that will come to past. And a purpose that cannot be stopped. Keep on talkin like you know what your talkin about. Keep on saying things to make the people laugh. Judgment is coming. The laughing will cease.. at least for all you sinners who continue to mock the Almighty and his messenger. Far away will your cries be from the presence of Eli James. Your souls will scream and curse the bodily flesh it housed itself in because it continued to deny.. it continued to hold onto the pleasures of this unholy world. The chances will be no more. You XWF reporters.. you won't be saved either. You'll all continue to think Eli James is crazy, but in the end the truth will be revealed. Eli James will be standing tall and I will have accomplished my purpose. You'll be sorry you didn't listen. In time you'll understand. Just not yet. It's not yet time for the complete revelation to be revealed. In steps. Each moment.. each day.. you'll get closer to seeing the truth. The closer we get.. the harder it's going to be for you to accept the truth. The closer we get.. the less likely you'll bow down to the message from the Almighty.
Eli stops and leans back. The XWF reporters look at each other like what he just said is crazy. They slowly start to walk off as Eli looks to be in a day-dream state. As they start to slowly pack up, he starts talking again..
Eli James IV "Hunter Payne. You have a podcast where the world can listen in. You have a chance, man. A chance to tell the truth about the Almighty to all your listeners. But you pollute their minds with garbage. I'm giving you a chance Hunter.. turn from your old life and begin something new. World-1 ignored it.. Janitor ignored it.. I'm giving you, boy.. a chance to turn to a new life.
Eli stops and looks around the building. He starts talking to himself.
Eli James IV "I agree. Tonight it begins. Your Holy Word will be spoken through your servant. My ears are open to hear your voice. May the truth continue to be revealed each day, Lord.
Eli turns back to the cameras and starts raising his voice.
Eli James IV "Let judgment fall like rain in a tropical storm! May your souls freeze over without any warmth to break through! Destruction shall come.. no peace.. no redemption.. the storm without any calm in sight is coming. It will be unlike anything you've ever seen. Let your eyes behold the truth! Parents.. stop lying to your children! Tellin them there's nothing to be afraid of. That they can do whatever they want! Success is all ya need! It's a LIE! A lie that will continue to be told and accepted by the ignorant. Blessed is the man who walks in the light! For the light will shine brightest in the darkest of places and will reveal the dirt that's all around. The Lord is my shepherd and I shall not want! he leads me beside quiet waters and he refreshes my soul. He'll guides me along the right paths for his name’s sake and for the sake of his message! Even though I walk through the darkest valley I will fear no evil, for it will fear me.. and for you are with me.. your rod and your staff they comfort me, but will destroy them. You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies each time I step foot in the XWF. Every day you anoint my head with oil my cup overflows. I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever. But for all of you who continue to deny with your words or by the way you live.. will dwell in hell.. the forever wrath and judgment of the Almighty.. forever. You all will be condemned at the time of judgment. Sinners will have no place among the godly. Your unrighteous acts will die in the midst of a holy Almighty King. Welcome.. to.. reality! The monsters you try to hide behind will no longer be but fictional characters you conjured up in your broken mind, man. You will sink in your own quicksand to made for yourself without even knowing. Crucify the King and you'll be an eternal death. The mark of a warrior is always the heart. Your black hearts will stop beating while the real warrior's heart never stops! The sandman never gets my eyes because a true man never sleeps while his enemy does. Welcome to a brand new world, man.
Eli quickly goes back to a calm and peaceful look. He sits back in the chair and gives a nice smile.
Eli James IV "See ya real soon. Hehehe
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