The scene opens inside of a five star restaurant. The greeter is at her little podium calling off people’s names, there is a hefty amount of people waiting for there table. Suddenly the bell above the front door rings, and in walks BOBBY ZI And some girl, most likely a fling. Zi looks around and nods to show that he’s satisfied with his choice of restaurant. He waits in line, but pouts like a child wanting to just shove everyone out of his way..

The greeter with her tiny voice calls out a name, and bobby zi gets a disgusted look on his face as he hears her voice, he starts pushing people out of the way to get in front of the greeter..

Bobby zi: What was that! You are a carbine copy of the black girl from police academy!

Greeter: I’m sorry sir…But you have to get back in the end of the line..

Bobby zi: Pardon me? I’m not trying to be rude, I just can’t hear you! Speak up! Maybe you will speak up if you know who I am...

Greeter: And you are…?

Bobby zi: [Color=lime]Let me greet myself to everyone! (He turns around to face everyone else in line, he takes a deep breath, he looks behind him and notices a salt shaker and uses it as a microphone.) Lady’s and gentleman, the following date isset for (puts up one finger) One hour! Making my way to my table, I weigh an astounding 205 pounds, being accompanied by my date, I am…bobby zi !(He pauses and leans his head back and has the salt shaker upside down, he gets some salt in his mouth and coughs.. )

Greeter: Okay, Mr. Bobby zi you really have to stop disrupting the paying costumers like this...

bobby zi: Did you hear that babe? This place has mice!

He turns around back to the greeter...

Bobby zi: Ohhh sorry, was that you? I thought I heard a rodent of some sort.(He gets in her face).. You know what, this job is best suited for a man with charisma, for a man that has(shouts)passion! In his voice! Take a hike mouse lady, you’ve just been replaced!.

Bobby zi pushes her out of the way, and jumps over the podium and read the guest book. He grabs the salt shaker once more and talks into it...

" The following meal is reserved for a booth in the none-smoking section! About to make there way to there table is a party for(Puts up two fingers)two, and they are…The Robbbbbinsssooon Paaarrrtttyyy!

Two old people, around in there 90’s get upand walk past bobby zi, he takes a lookat them and stops them...

Zi: Hey, you Robinson family?

Mr. Robinson: Yes

Zi: Wow! Talk about your last meal huh?(He shouts in his face)

The couple look deeply offended, but they choose to ignore him, and they go to there none-smoking booth.

Bobby looks at the guest book once more...

Zi: The next meal will take placein the smoking section! Which brand will these cancer filled bodies be using? We willjust have to wait and find out until there smoke goes into OUR lungs! About to makethere way to a table is Thhhhhhhheeeee Taaaaaaaaylooooooors! Parrrty of(Puts up three fingers)Thhhhrrrreeeeee!

The Taylor party gets up, already deeply offended by the smoking comment, they try to run past him, but zi puts his hand in the mans coat pocket and pulls out a box of cigarettes and throws it to the other end of the room. The man try’s to go back and grab him, but his apparent wife just drags him along to there table..

Soon after, the manager approaches Ken Kennedy, along side with him is the greeter, she looks rather afraid of Mr. Kennedy at this time...

Manager: Sir, you have disrupted our fine facility for long enough now. This is your first and last warning, now please go to your table or I will have to have you and your party removed...

Bobby zi: I was causing problems? I had no clue. I seen this lady’s lips moving, but heard absolutely nothing! Oh my…Where are my manners, here you are talking to me, and you don’t even know my name! Allow me to introduce myself, I am Bobbbbbby fuckinnn ziiiii!

Manager: Sir! Please! Enough with the shouting. We have your table ready, ALL of us are well aware of who you are. Now please, get to your table.

MR ZI: I just have two requests, and I will be glad to eat here…

Manager: And those would be?

Mr ZI: I want you to promise before I get to my table that you will do them.

Manager: FINE! Anything! I promise!

Mr zi: Great, come on sweet cheeks, let’s go!

The manager, zi and his date get to the table and zi sits down without pulling the chair out for his date.then bobby pulls out a flash light from his suit jacket..

Bobby: Ready to keep your promise?I want you to turn on this flash light, and point the bean directly under me, and turn off all of these lights....

Manager:What! Are you kidding me? We can’t do that all just for you! Can’t we just dim them?

Mr. Zi: No! Completely off! If I see one light, I’m telling everyone that your head chief doesn’t wash his hands, no turn these off!

Manager: Maybe we could if we had some sort of financing to turn them off…?

Zi laughs along with the bribe attempt... Ha Ha Ha, NO! Turn them off!

Manager:(sighs)Right away sir.

As all of the lights are turned off, the manager has the only source of lights hovering down to bobby zi. The scene cuts to commercial break..

*Warfare commercial
*Sponge bob commercial


The scene returns with zi and his date, they both have there food, and it looks as if the two would be couple are in afierce argument...

Date: I can’t believe your ego can be so huge! You think of yourself as some sort of God! You treat our waitress like she was some un-touchable, what would you think if someone did that to you?

Mr zi :...

Date: [color=purple]Well? You have an answer for me or not?

Mr. Zi: … Huh? What? You were talking? Sorry, I was thinking about the greatest wrestler ever…(He stands up) Bobby zi!

Date: Are you done?

Mr zi: huh?

Date: I’ve had enough of this! I’m out of here, have a nice life !

She gets up and walks out of the restaurant. The camera zooms in on Mr.zi’s face, he has a huge smirk on it. Scene fades to black.