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Mastermind · (06-16-2014)

Hush little Frodo don't say a word
Mastermind's going to crush you like
a big turd
and if that turd begins to stink
Mastermind's going to stuff you
down that kitchen sink
and if that kitchen sink doesn't flow
Mastermind's going to needle you like dough
and if that dough isn't soft
Mastermind's going to lift you aloft
and while you are aloft in the sky
Mastermind knows that you think you want to die.

Incy wincy Frodo
Tried to win his next match
Down came the moves
and wiped Frodo out

Hickory Dickory Dock
Frodo got clocked
Mastermind raised his hand
and won the match
Hickory Dickory Dock

Ring a ring of Frodos
A Tissue a Tissue
He met the Mind Controller
Frodo taps out

Roses are red
violets are blue
so is Frodo
When Mastermind gets through with you

Half a pound of fist
Half a pound of clothes lines
That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel
Half a pound of irish whips
Half a pound of sleeper holds
That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel
Half a pound of back body drops
Half a pound of Mind Controller
That's the way Mastermind works
Pop goes the 3 count on Smackins

Frodo Frodo where would you be
If you didn't see me
Frodo Frodo where would you go
If you were too slow to beat me
Frodo Frodo what would you do
If you lost to me
Frodo Frodo count your time
It's almost up I'm in my prime
Frodo Frodo what do you see
I beat you 1...2...Three

That ends Nursery Rhyme Hour.

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