LIGHTNING CRASHES across a midnight sky above the spires of a palace on a mountaintop. IT IS MINIMORBIDONIA!!!
Dragons and gryphons and wyverns circle the castle's towers, and there are flames rising from the chimneys of the large structure beside the castle… THE TEMPLE OF MINI MORBID!!!
Within the temple, a dozen beautiful women with beautiful bare breasts carry the diminutive despot on his velvet pillow, bringing him to the center of the ceremonial coitus room.
They lay him at the center of a pentagram made of candles as a priestess slices the neck of a sacrificial BLACK GOAT! Its blood is allowed to fill a golden basin, and the topless women of Morbidcito’s harem begins dipping their hands into the blood and rubbing it all over their bare skin.
“THIS IS METAL AS FUCK!!!”
The tiny tyrant bellows as he begins devouring raw oysters and smoking hooka filled with horny goat weed in preparation for his daily marathon session of virgin defloration. After which, all of the concubines who have been successfully impregnated with MALE HEIRS will be housed in separate wings of the palace until such time as the potential successors have grown into MEN and are prepared to do BATTLE TO THE DEATH for their rightful place on Mini Morbind’s throne of skulls and tits, whereas the barren harlots and those cursed with GIRL BABIES will be thrown from the mountain’s peak into the lava pool. Such is the custom of Mini Morbid’s dynasty.
Mini sips from a golden chalice filled with mead and devours grapes fed to him by a eunuch. He then clears his throat and addresses the upcoming Relentless Battle Royal, which he will undoubtedly win and use to solidify his reputation as a GOD AMONG MEN!
“Relentless! I, MINI MORBID, the filler wombs, the slayer of beasts and warriors, the hero of FUCKING! Shall enter the ring like the folds of the labia and WREAK HAVOC among the unwitting opponents! THEY LACK THE TESTOSTERONE! These so-called men will WITHER before me just as their limp cocks wither at the sight of a beautiful woman! THEY ARE INFERIOR!!! Latoya Hixx you will be the first to FEEL MY WRATH as no possessor of ovaries will ever stand before me as an equal in battle! My towering THUNDERCOCK will defeat you and everyone else! Razor Blade! Taco! Ace FUCKING Sky! Clutch YOUR PURSE Cassidy! None of you possess the HUEVOS to overcome my wrath!”
Mini Morbid cackles with laughter before falling serious once more.
“And I am calling out the towering cyclops THIAS WATTS! DO YOU DARE JOIN THE MELEE AND BE FELLED BY THE GLORIOUS GOD-KING OF MINIMORBIDONIA OR ARE YOU A COWARD WITH A TINY PEEPEE!?!?”
The alarm on Mini’s Ninja Turtles watch starts beeping.
“NOW IS THE TIME TO SEED THESE COURTSANS! WITNESS MY SEXUAL PROWESS OR AVERT YOUR EYES FROM THAT WHICH YOU CANNOT ATTAIN!!!”
The blood-soaked virgins prepare to be mounted as the scene fades to
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