Duval County, Florida


Da Bing Bong Twinzz are driving their money colored Bugatti Tourbillon down the unpaved road of a trailer park filled with single wides.

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "Ay Cashy, I hope you brought that shit we cut with the detergent. We don’t  need to be wasting the good good on this trailer trash, shiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Li'l Ca$h-App Yung Dolla Billyunnai$$e: “shiiiiiiii you know I did, Munqqy.”

They pull up to the trailer farthest down the lane and park in the scraggly grass plot in front of the removable wooden three-step stairs leading to the front door.

MC C-Munqquee steps out of the Bugatti and walks to the door and knocks on it hard while Li’l Ca$h-App looks around at two mixed kindergarten-age boys in their underpants digging a deep hole.

Li'l Ca$h-App Yung Dolla Billyunnai$$e: “Yo yo little homie what y’all doing?”

The kids look up at him.

Kid: “We’re digging a hole to China.”

Li'l Ca$h-App Yung Dolla Billyunnai$$e: “shiiiiiiii that’s cool as fuck.”

Kid: “You guys need any weed?”

Li'l Ca$h-App Yung Dolla Billyunnai$$e: “Nah we Gucci. Keep hustlin’ though, pimp.”

C-Munqquee bangs on the door of the trailer again and then it flies open. Standing inside the door on a dirty green carpet is a barefoot Tanya Terwilliger holding a Glock in both hands and pointing it right at the Twinzz. 



Also she is only wearing a pair of cutoff denim cootchie cutters so short that her tampon string is dangling out the front. Her tiny titties bounce around as she swings the gun back and forth at each twin.

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "Yo put that shit down you dumbass hoe you’re gonna kill one of your kids, damn!”

Tanya’s  eyes twitch but she lowers the gun after recognizing the Twinzz finally.

Tanya Terwilliger: “Them ain’t my kids, they just watch the house for us. Get y’all asses inside before my nosy ass neighbors call the law.”

Tanya goes into the trailer and leaves the door open for the Twinzz to follow, and they do. Inside, Tanya plops the Glock onto the living room coffee table next to a pile of catalytic converters that her partner Spider is cleaning off.

Sean “Spider” Spivey: “Wassup playas, you got the shit?”

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "Course we got the shit, what the fuck you think?”

Sean “Spider” Spivey: “Let’s get down to business then, boys! Gimme that candy!”

Spider shoves the catalytic converters aside and cracks his knuckles as Li’l Ca$h-App pulls out a baggie of white powder and lays it on the table.

Tanya sits down next to Spider and put a mirror down and then starts opening the baggie as Spider pulls a wallet out of his front pocket and opens the billfold, then pulls out a Sub Club card that has holes punched in it showing he only needs to buy one more sandwich from Subway to get a free footlong.

Tanya shakes out some of the powder onto the mirror and Spider starts cutting it into lines with the Sub card.

Tanya Terwilliger: “Why’s it smell like flowers?”

Li'l Ca$h-App Yung Dolla Billyunnai$$e: “That how you know it’s our top shit. You ain’t never had no shit this good before this is what top dollar gets you.”

Sean “Spider” Spivey: “Our boy Yayowulf ain’t never had shit that smelled nice, huh Tanya? His shit smelled like bug spray.”

Spider bends down and snorts up one of the lines, then slams his hands onto the table and sits bolt upright.

Sean “Spider” Spivey: “WOOOO! God DAMN that shit is fire! Tanya get in on this shit!”

Tanya leans over Spider’s legs and gets her titties right onto the tabletop, then snorts a line.

Tanya Terwilliger: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "I told you. Your boy ain’t got shit on us, we are the top dogs in Duval.”

Li'l Ca$h-App Yung Dolla Billyunnai$$e: “DOO-VAAAAL!”

Tanya and Spider sniff up all the coke and start laughing and talking all fast about all sorts of different shit. Eventually the Twinzz have to cut them off.

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "Yo hurry up give us our money, y’all. We got to get back to the crib so we can get ready to fight Darren Dangerous and Centurion on Anarchy. We are the greatest tag team in XWF history so we need to make sure we are perfect on TV, which won’t be hard against a fat fuck with gout like Darren and Rip Van Wrestle Centurion’s hundred year old ass.”

Li'l Ca$h-App Yung Dolla Billyunnai$$e: “He’s gonna say the age shit is low hanging fruit.”

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "Only low hanging fruit around here is his pruny old man balls. Y’all gonna give us the cash or what?”

Spider and Tanya both stop pacing around the room and look at the Twinzz.

Sean “Spider” Spivey: “Okay look… we don’t got the money.”

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "The FUCK?”

Tanya Terwilliger: “We bought a bunch of pot off those two kids! But I got something else to pay y’all with…”

Tanya turns around and wiggles her ass at the Twinzz.

Sean “Spider” Spivey: “Unless you’d rather me?”

The Twinzz look horrified.

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "FUCK no, we ain’t gay! We are all about that pussy! Girl you best go get them shorts off and get ready. You know the BBT got that BBC!”

Sean “Spider” Spivey: “Wait… are y’all part black?”

The Twinzz notice the huge Confederate Flag hanging on the wall for the first time.

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "What… nah, nah… I was just playing. Let’s go bitch you owe us.”

Tanya shrugs and goes into the other room and the Twinzz follow.

A few minutes later as Spider is back to cleaning his catalytic converters, the deep grunts from the Twinzz echoes in the trailer. Something bangs against the wall, probably the headboard.

Tanya walks out of the bedroom and lights up a cigarette as she sits next to Spider, but the loud grunts continue.

Sean “Spider” Spivey: “What the hell?”

Tanya Terwilliger: “They’re fuckin’ your double-sided fleshlight. I don’t think they noticed me leaving.

Tanya smokes some more and the grunts continue. A bit later the door of the trailer pops open and one of the dirty kids is standing there.

Kid: “GUYS! WE FINISHED THE HOLE! WE GOT TO CHINA!”

The kid runs back outside and then the bedroom door opens.

The Twinzz come out, butt naked, stuck together by a fleshlight. They crab walk in a hurry toward the door.

MC C-Munqqquee BathZaltzz: "Yo I got to see this!”

Li'l Ca$h-App Yung Dolla Billyunnai$$e: “Same here bro-bro… OW! Slow down!”

The Twinzz head outside as Spider and Tanya keep cleaning the catalytic converters, and then everything fades to black.