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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson · **06-18-2013, 04:29 AM**

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is stood holding a fishing rod in one hand and a bucket of sweetcorn in the other.

“LETS GO FISHING BIATCHES”

“Yeah boi The Rock has really gotten a swing at this fishing game after reeling in that 256lbs lump of twinkie dough Chris Bellend with his last promo.

That’s right Chris Bellend , THE BELLEND OF BELLENDS as your like to think of yourself. The Rock upset you didn’t he, i can tell that vein popped out in the side of your neck and eyes began to twitch as the anger rose up inside of you.

This made The Rock laugh. Made him laugh good. The last person with a twitchy eye like that caused by The Rock was due to this giant schlong juise being loaded all over there face.

OOOOOssssshhhhhh.

I do agree with you though Chris Bellend, we do have unfinished business, unfinished business in the form of a game of hide the strudel, and you seem like just the challenge The Rock relishes.

Oh and how dare you question The Rocks acting work or even his work in the toothfairy when the only thing you have ever acted in is an erotic TV movie called Naked Fairy Tales. Oh that sounds fucking exciting doesn’t it? No I didn’t think so but if any of you wanna check it out visit this link.

Chris Legend IMDB (Naked Fairy Tales)

Chris Leg....Bellend stop your chattering about how your gonna beat The Rock and what ever other drivel came out of the hole in your head, its boring, not exciting and relativity pointless.

Oh and one more things Chrispy Bellend boy, The Rock would have loved to be in Brokeback Mountain because at least he would have gotten to take Jake Gyllenhall in the ring instead of using my best bucket of sweetcorn on a little jumped up princess like you.

OOOOOOssshhhh

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