Paul Heyman & Associates
123 Heathcote Road
Scarsdale, New York 10583
Phone: 914-555-0420
Fax: 914-555-0421
Cell: 914-555-0069


To: Thunder Knuckles
AKA: Thunder Knuckles
RE: XBUX Requirements



Mr. Knuckles,

On behalf of my client, Sebastian Duke, his company Veneres International, and the Duke Family Trust, I am authorized to make the following statement: Concerning your requirement of x100 to secure your services, my client has authorized the payment sum of x1000 just to make sure you know he's serious. My client, Sebastian Duke, XWF legend and one of the greatest to ever lace up a pair of boots and literally the Babe Ruth of Wednesday Night Warfare, the House That Duke Built, has gone much further. Despite his legendary status, my client knows he is no spring chicken, so Mr Knuckles, you help him advance to the second round of Lethal Lottery and you will see a bonus of x10000.

If you fail and my client is eliminated from Lethal Lottery, he will take his money back in the form of a terrible, terrible beating.

Sincerely,
Paul Heyman

If I were Mastermind and Tony Santos, I'd be counting my pennies to produce a counter offer. Thunder Knuckles is all about the money!

Thunder Knuckles revives a letter of inquiry, with no return address.

Turns out, Ol' Thunder Knuckles was offed a sizable amount of xbux, from anonymous source, to take a Fifty Thousand xbux dive. In the spirit of fairness if Duke pays that amount of SIXTY THOUSAND xbux. I will be required to not take the offer. Duke you better get ahold of Haymond and get that money transferred. If you dont' your preexisting money will be sent back to you. You have twenty four hours the clock begins. NOW!


Thunder Knuckles is cheesing ear to ear as the camera fades to black

Hey TK, I'll throw ya an extra 15k to accept the 50k from "anonymous", and pull that offer for Duke to outbid, just for the lulz!

Seriously, it'll be funny. You can screw over two generations of Dukes in a matter of weeks!

On behalf of my client, we would require proof of such an offer prior to any further negotiations.

Screwing over Duke's is so mainstream, its not even cool anymore.

Unfortunately that's not how this game is played, your loss, literally. Your money will be transferred back to you with the next business day. However, with VV's last comment it looks like your new Total will be SEVENTY THOUSAND. You still have time Duke. Don't waste it.

You've got bux! Now take that dive!

Take your dive, kid.

Oh shit!

*Fap fap fap*

Jesus Christ. If thats not pure dribbling bs, then i dunno What is

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

Yet another example why Drezdin should be president of the United States of America, folks. Calls it like he sees it!

Youll be vp

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!