Steve, hide in that closet, grab a bat, and keep quiet.

Rick, I can help, I'm not scared. We can both get these um…what are they? Assasins, ninjas, homicidal wrestlers?

Um………Yes. Just get in there.


But I can-

Bang!

Get in there!

Hey…, he's in here!

Rick gets in a Joe Mauer batting stance by the steps and waits for a target.

Rick swings for the fences…and hits a home run, right into the skull. He senses someone behind him and pokes him in the stomach with the bat. He starts to get swarmed with assassins, swinging the bat wildly, connecting very often, but still being swarmed. They all pull out a piece of metal and start using it on their fists. Rick has bloody cuts all over his face and he is starting to fade.

The bat is taken away and used against him. Suddenly, masked bodies are being pulled and knocked down. As Rick's vision is full of black and red, he slowly stands up, and starts to fight back until he sees someone behind. He turns around and notices a ninja five inches taller and fifty pounds heavier with the bat.

The man swings…and misses and Rick lands a knee to the gut, and kicks him in the face. He then checks the area around him and sees no one. He spears the ninja into the ground and locks in the Kamura Lock. He wrenches on the arm until he hears a pop. He then realizes someone is above him. The man swings the bat into…we don't find out because he blacks out after the hit.

The scene fades in from black, and it shows Rick in his bedroom. It takes a while, but he realizes it was all a dream. He then gets up with a pounding headache. He's got a match against…something Xtreme. With his headache you'd think he got hit in the head with a bat.