As you click on the link titled "Dear AX3, Eat My Sparkle Covered Ass" your browser takes you to the following page. A haunting cackle bursts through your laptop or phone speakers again.
DEAR AX3,
You multiply like a swarm of flea-infested rats.
You saunter around like you just got
serviced by a meth-ridden whore.
You take what you want like a snotty-nosed brat that got dropped on his skull.
You stick your nose in place where
it's begging to be chewed off.