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Chris Chaos · (11-23-2016)

........CONTINUED

……..Both men were panting and out of breath, standing outside the Louvre in the rain.

“Well that sucked”, said Chris, panting.

Reno had his hands on his knees but a big smile on his face. “We went for it, man. We fucking went for it.”

Chris shook his head. “You are a crazy bastard, you know that?”

Reno, still in panting breaths said, “I learned from the best.”

“Regarde! Ils sont là! » (Look there they are!)

Chris and Reno took off, running and jumping over the barricade and into the river below. Swimming for all they were worth, they made it to the other side and rolled up onto the beach area. Panting, and looking at each other, the two burst out laughing.

"You realize, they are still going to be looking for us, right" Said Chris, who was already to his feet. "We just tried to rob the most famous painting in the world."

"I know, isn’t it great!"

"You are out of your fucking mind, man. Truly."

Splashing could be heard, and sirens. The guards were coming. Somewhere in the distance a dog barked. It sounded large.

"Reno, I have to say…….as fucking idiotically crazy as that was….it was beyond chaotic. We have a search team disrupting all of Paris right now looking for us. We will probably be on national news. It was beautiful"

Reno smiled.

"I know why you did it"

Panting, Reno says, "Oh yeah ?"

"Yes. Because we are the underdogs tomorrow night. Nobody believes we can do this. But, win , lose or draw, we are going to try. We are going up against the Mona Lisa of the XWF tag teams….two top tier competitors and two men I will meet in the chamber at the Pay Per View"

"Don’t remind me"

"But, we are going to go for it because we are twenty times crazier than we are. We are willing to take risks that they can’t afford to. You see, they are different styles, but you and I Reno---as much as it pains me to say it---you and I are a lot alike. That is why you and I are going to be as crazy as we can this week and we are going to go into a match we shouldn't win---and we are going to win. We are going to fucking win, Reno."

The dogs were getting closer.

"And just know one thing, Reno. If you step out of line, I WILL check you. But until you do---I have your back."

The two fist-bumped and ran back into the water.

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“I will keep this short and sweet. So a lot of people here want to run their mouth and stick their neck out for so called pride. Trax, or so he calls himself, and Robbie Bourbon, have had quite a lot to say. Trax seems to be pretty confident that he is going to walk out of that chamber with the belt. What he doesn’t realize is who is standing across from him. This match, is foreplay. Plain and simple.

Quote:Because you DO think that don't you right Chris, you think you've got what it takes to overcome Mr Dominance, just like you overcame The Doctor

Yes, yes I do. In fact, I KNOW I do. We went toe to toe in the rumble and yes, you are correct, I was pushed to my limit. Nobody says you aren’t talented. Nobody says you aren’t a top tier competitor here. That is why you are even in the chamber. You are a very talented super star. It is not a lack of talent that will lose this tag match—and subsequently lose in the chamber—it will be your ego. Your head is too big for your body. I know I have weaknesses. Everyone does. But the difference is that I know what those weaknesses are and every single time I step into the ring I work to overcome them. One of them was my ego. Dillinger put that in check all the way back in that hospital room in Cuba. All you wanted to talk about was the chamber match but you failed to realize you have the biggest dog in the yard standing across from you this week. You still have a man who hates your guts in your corner. You have a man who will want to take your head off in the chamber in your corner. Reno---I, you could say, equalized---that threat already. Vinnie tried to fuck us but in fact did us a favor. Now the ball is in YOUR court. Can you co exist?

I don’t think you can.

Quote:I know one strategy may be to target my inferior partner Bourbon but I am fully prepared for that, I'm not letting that guy drag me down to his level by making me lose a match to you two guys, no way man. I mean a loss in this match actually bears no real consequence whatsoever, but I'm a true fighter, even when the stakes are low or non-existant I go all in.

Inferior partner? I am sure he LOVED hearing that. So who is to say he won’t try to take your head off? Who is to say that he won’t screw you over when you aren’t looking? You two have quite the history. Who is to say he doesn’t have ulterior motives? You see RENO and I settled our score. But you still need to settle yours. Keep that in the back of your cornrowed head. By the way, you dumb fuck, you spelled existent wrong.

And Robbie Bourbon…...its Nirvana, not Pearl Jam. Eddie Vedder isn’t bright blonde, idiot. Blonde Harambe? Are you completely out of ideas? Not only are your insults weaker than the nerdy kid on the playground—they don’t make any goddamn sense.

Quote:See, saying someone is useless and a hack is all well and good, showing the fucking people that some useless hack bleeds like every other useless hack is a horse of a different fucking color altogether.

What in the fucking fuck?

Quote:These motherfuckers are Chris Chaos. Shit gets a little too hot for them and they just turn into a puddle. Sure, they come in like they're the hottest thing in the world, but Robbie Bourbon is the motherfucking volcanic flame-thrower powered by pure poison that will melt your fucking face off right before shattering the exposed fucking skull to the delight of the people

I think you have been watching too much Anime, Robbie. I mean, what the hell? You know, I am not worried about facing you in this match because you seem too stupid to be effective. Athletic is one thing---but you have to be street smart also. You have to have strategy and plan….all you have is blind rage. You have

strength—and by the quality of your promo’s,

brain capacity as well.

Quote:Nope, just painting a picture. Chris is special, Chris is regarded, Chris is getting fluffed left and right by the suits and is even duping the people into thinking this show dog is worth a bucket of piss. He ain't. Show dogs don't fare so well when put into a fucking pit with a rabid rottweiler.

It isn’t even worth it. It is really not. Regarded? Do you even listen to yourself when you speak?

Let the best team win. This match, honestly, is just a warm up. The chamber is what matters to me. I will focus on you then. Have fun teaming with someone you hate. Have fun constantly watching behind your back never knowing what is going to happen while Radical Chaos runs like a well oiled machine over your asses…..like a steamroller over fresh cement.

Watch your back…….

…...your demise is as far as your own partner.

“The Trust of the Innocent is the Liar’s most useful tool”---Stephen King.

XWF RECORD: 12-2-2
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