Kid Kool is partyin' in the club, rollin' on dem dubz, as the jam is pumpin' and Lil Jon is now drinking body shots off KK's girlfriend's ass. Kool sips from a glass of Doomsburry Lite, as he eyes the camera. He lowers the glass and speaks.
KK: Well, it's that time again, all you #KoolKidz out there! Time for #YourOnlyHope to smash another skag from here to Timbuktu! Now that I'm rollin' with Reeve Gordon, YOUR I.C. Champ, my gal Christina Nash and the rest of the Reevolution, NOBODY can step in my way without getting bulldozed, ya feel me? Come SSN, I'm taking on some rednekkk named Adam Young, and point blank--this is his death warrant. Adam, you're about to be in the wrong place at the wrong time; Namely? MY ring, during MY match.
KK: You're in for the ride of your life..... too bad it's a one way ride, sailing lightspeed down a Dead End street. And if you think for even ONE minute I'm coming at you without my mind focused directly on this match? You've got another thing comin', daddio! I'm goin' HardStyle on that ass tomorrow night, and if it isn't your funeral, I'll eat a bagel. And I REALLY don't like bagels. Tonight, SSN's been moved to tomorrow, so I'm jammin' on a Saturday Night. Poppin' corks AND poppin' cherries, I'm livin' it up. But tomorrow night? I got my eyes on the prize. See you in Las Vegas, you bogus BITCH!!! ^__^
Kid downs his Doomsburry Lite, before he, his gf, and Lil Jon all head for the V.I.P. lounge, as the camera fades out.
NOTE:Lil Jon used without permission as the Kid's ticket into the Boom Boom Room Club and Cafe. Cuz security guards just can't resist that kiddie cake!