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~~Dick of Peter Gilmour~~ · **09-05-2015, 10:31 PM**

So, here he is laying there, Gilly Willy, right after the forced removal of him from the body of his host, Peter Gilmour by the brute Morbid Angel. The Penis could not move from his position on the floor of the abandoned house. It was cold, or he would assume it was, but he couldnâ€™t feel without a brain to connect the nerves to. And then a bolt from the skies above shattered through the roof over the house, and struck the willy. It began to shake, and see. Yes! The Penis could see for the first time. Not sure how, but something had given it the power of sight. How? Penis has no eyes, but Penis recognizes the world around him. Fog fills the room, smoke and fog. Itâ€™s terrifying. PENIS FEELS FEAR! Penis shrivels out of fear. A figure appears in the fog, and the figured moved towards the penis. He spoke, and his voice boomed through the house, loud and clear.

PENIS OF PETER GILMOUR. SPEAK TO ME.

The Penis is able to hear? Happy day. How he loves the idea of being able to hear. But, now he must answer, and he has no idea how to answer. Literally, the Penis has never spoken before. This is totally not cool. He tries to find the words. Wait, what if this was that Smoke Man that Peter would talk about as he would beat me. Thatâ€™d be terrifying.

Donâ€™t rape me bro.

The figure in the smoke begins to walk towards the Penis, and the penis is shriveling even further. Microcock status, achieved. He emerges from the smoke, and it is Raiden, the God of Thunder and Big Dick Swinging.

Rape? What kind of people are you hanging around for that to be a legitimate fear?

The XWF. Those dudes will rape just about anything.

Raiden sighs, and places his head in his hand before shaking it violently. Lightning bolts fly out and hit the building.

Yeah, the amount of rape I that place is ungodly. Trust me, Iâ€™m a god, and we can literally rape anyone we choose to, but we donâ€™t. Because of tact. Yet, here you guys are, going around and raping everything you possibly can get your dicks into. Itâ€™s not something we condone. Mostly because itâ€™s lazy. Have you ever seen a fat and lazy god? Sure, Buddha, but heâ€™s not a god, and heâ€™s not real. And donâ€™t bring up any of the bullshit Greek gods, theyâ€™re all fake. And the Greeks are

. There is no chance that we gods approve of that rape.

Yeah, itâ€™s crazy. You know someone raped Peter when I was attached to him? That was insane.

The God laughs, and lifts his hand up, the Penis then floats into the air, and meets the godâ€™s eyes. A snap, and the Penis begins to extend himself. Gilly Willy went from a few micrometers to almost a full inch. It was glorious.

What are you doing to me? I feel like a new man. Er. Manhood.

I have made you more complete. Now, you must do something for me.

What should I do?

You train with me, and you become good, and then you go and fight in the XWF. You will come with me to the third realm, and we shall train you to fight beasts of hellish styles.

The Penis nods in mid-air.

Good, then we must go and train you now.

The God snaps his fingers, and they are immediately transported away to a realm where nothing was familiar. The sky was green, the grass was orange, and the water was yellow. Penis was confused. Who knew that a Penis could ever get confused. He looked around this fantastical world, and wanted to explore. He tried to hop, but he couldn't. And then something happened. A beast appeared, a magical twelve titted beast with three arms, and two heads. She carried the Penis, between her bosoms, and walked him around. Showing him the world she grew up in. He liked it, the trees smelt of burning hair, which was apparently pleasant to her. She showed him her rainbow colored pony, with 18 legs and no eyes. This freaked out Gilly Willy.

What the hell is that? It smells like Rose Smith's cooch.

That is the tree of love. It's where we worship our God, Phalentis.

She carried him to the tree, and showed him it. Engraved upon the tree, in great detail was a picture of a tiny penis in a crown and cape. The penis looked exactly like DoPG, same freckle on the right side just under the head and everything. If this penis could have blushed, he would have. Instead he demanded to be put on the ground so he could hop around and get a feel of things. And then he took a nap.

Dream Dick has arms and legs. He is running around with his fairy beast, who he has named Jenzinga. Jenzinga and Dream Dick are happy and in a field. Until lightning strikes. The God of Lighting appears in front of Dick of Gilly.

Enough playing. You must fight this beast.

He claps his hands and a three headed version of Steve Davids appears, but uglier, if that's possible. The Dick charges at him, and 3Davids throws out his massive arm, which connects right into Dick's face. Dick gets to his feet, and throws a left hook. It connects, and then a right. Davids steps back, and shoots a fireball at the Penis and it catches fire. Stop! Drop! And ROLL! The Fire is out, and the Penis gets to his feet. He lowers his dickhead and ejaculates blood and semen all over Davids. Davids monster collapses and rolls around on the ground in pain. Raiden laughs and claps his god hands. The beast disappears and Dick wakes up.

He opens his dick eyes and is looking right at his fairy beast, Jenzinga. He coughs up a little semen on the grass. She dips one of her 19 fingers in it, and rubs it on her head. The left one.

Your semen cough is a magical cure in this realm. It is said to bless and protect us. Those of us who have it on our flesh are seen as divine angels.

What is your name, Angel?

My name is Ahfhefsdjoflwadqs. But, my friends call me Ahhhf.

Your name is stupid.

Raiden appears.

We must leave, Penis. But I have a treasure awaiting you in your realm. I'm not going to pick you up, that's gross. So, Ahhhhf, put it in my pocket. While I look away. This is fucked up. Why's it gotta be an actual penis? Whose idea was this?

Ahhhf does as she's asked, and then Raiden claps one time. He vanishes back into the real world where there is a man in a black Gimp suit standing in front of him. Raiden pats the pocket with Gilly Willy inside, and the man retrieves him.

Willy, this is Charles. He will be your handler in this realm. I must go and handle business elsewhere. Less Penis life business. Have a good rest of your life. I need to sanitize this pocket. Fucking gross.

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