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My Face Is Rad, Dude!
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Prof. Bobby Bourbon Offline
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09-05-2015, 09:21 PM

Robbie Bourbon signed up for Shove-It weekend. It has been chosen as a Mortal Kombat weekend. His chosen character is Kabal.

MY FACE IS RAD, DUDE!

We open to see Robbie Bourbon eyeing exactly which mask to wear for Shove-It weekend. In his walk-in closet there seems to be dozens of separate mask choices for him to opt towards. He pulls up a specific, shiny, metallic studded mask, and sets it in front of himself. The video shows as he reaches up and actually swaps his mask of choice in front of the camera.

Man, I haven't played that game in forever. I wonder if...

As Robbie pontificates, he breaks himself to thrust his palms into the wheel, blaring into the horn.

I hate traffic! Have I ever told you my idea for a movie? Well, it takes place in a traffic jam. It's this whole ensemble film idea. See, in the first car is a young couple on their way to a date, and in the next car is an older couple on their way to therapy. See, it's a transition in aging if displayed just so. It'll be gorgeous in terms of cinematography. Okay, that's dark, discussing how I'd bury my great uncle. Anyway, I might as well tell you the story of how he died from the beginning.

My Uncle Myren was a rebel; he was also the love child of my great uncle and a hooker from Coney Island. Anyhow, Myren was a rebel, but a damned good guy. He'd rob the church offering plate every weekend and buy the family donuts, which showed some amazing intiative. Myren could get anything for us. So, one day, Myren said he had a surprise for my Playstation. I was convinced that Myron was just bringing my games back, because he borrowed a lot of them. I was 11, he was 16. Myren was a cool guy.

Myren was the kind of guy that if you were broke at the mall, he'd loan you a couple of bucks at the lowest point scale. Real decent guy.

So one day, after Myren was banned from the mall, I was going in there to buy him his game from GameStop. So I walk in, and I have his order number, right? Well, they hand me his game, and I take it out of the mall to the van he liked to hang out in.

It was the right game. He was pretty pleased!

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