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John Austin · (01-24-2014)

Our scene opens up at the XWF headquarters in a unknown location in the United States. All the new talent come here to sign their contracts, a-lot of XWF programing gets edited here for your view pleasure and the XWF website is ran and operated here at this very building.

We find Ric Flair, located in the far back of the building, at the sound stage where a lot of promos from XWF's top stars are filmed. Ric is standing in-front of a light blue backdrop wearing a beautiful Armani suit. His thousand dollar gold Rolex shines brightly in the light. The stage lady is finishing putting his microphone on his collar. As she walks off, Ric slaps her ass and gives off a "WOOOOO!!!!!!"

She giggles as Ric gives off his multi-million dollar smile. The camera man begins to count Flair down and gives him the green light, Flair turns it "on"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of the them all *Says in a female voice*... Why it is you Nature Boy. Do my eyes deceive me, yes they do because what is Ric Flair doing on a show where he got attacked last week by some cheap shot artist? The answer to your question is simple, I go where the money is brotha. I have not forgot about you mystery man and your time is coming soon. You forget that I can get down right dirty with the best of them and I will expose you for what you are.

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! so here we are, another night of blind leading the blind. To me, it doesn't matter cause I am the greatest wrestler this sport has ever seen. Don't let my age fool you cause I can hang with the best of them and you know what they say ladies, oldest ride....longest line. I want everyone to witness what happened last week, Hank Lane and Dimillasher thought they could hang with the big dogs and I proved to them both that no-one, not even my partner, could hang with God.

I came to XWF for one reason and that was to show everyone that the man still has got it. You can look at all my past accomplishments and say things like "What makes you so great? you may have won a title sixteen times but you also lost it sixteen times"...and you know what I say to that. You try going out every-night, day in, day out, twice on Sunday and wrestling sixty to eighty minutes a night. Not getting to see your family, not getting to see your kids grow up. Having one night stands and drinking your life away at every hotel bar; just to go to the next town and do it all over again.

I didn't get this good by playing video games or by shooting dope up into my arms. I ran the roads every single day of my life and now, I have all the money a man could ask for and some amazing stories to tell. I may have a few ex-wives but that is the price you pay for being the Nature Boy WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!...So this goes out to all the members of the Warfare roster who dares to show up Wednesday night.

I have took on so called American dreams, giants, monsters, man men and so forth and they all wanted a crack at Ric Flair. They thought by rubbing elbows with God that their stock level would rise. Oh how sadly they where mistaken cause after I was finished with them, they were back bagging groceries at their local supermarket. So I don't care if your eight foot tall and wearing a mask or five foot one and wearing a blue jumpsuit. You jump in the ring with the Nature Boy and you get taken to school.

You get taken to school and wish to yourself that you stayed at home where you belong. Because I am the kiss stealin, wheelin' dealin', limousine ridin, jet flying SON OF A GUN... I continue to kiss all the girls and make them cry...I am the Nature Boy, Ric Flair and this Wednesday I will be there.... the question is, are you ready to jump in the ring with the dirtiest player in the game....WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Ric holds up four fingers as the camera zooms in on his diamond and gold incrusted rings across three of his fingers. He walks off set with a strut and not a care to the world as the camera shuts down.

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