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Ric Flair · **10-06-2013, 04:50 AM**

A simple grey telephone is shown sitting on a desk full of papers with a red light blinking on messages, a hand reaches out and presses the button and Ric Flair's voice is on the other end.

"McBride you want to call out the nature boy, you want to call out the sixteen time world champion out on some nostalgic whim? WOOOOO! Well let me tell you something daddy I'm not here for you and everyone else's nostalgic fantasies, I'm here because I'm still the best wrestler alive today. I'm the measuring stick, I'm the diamond, and like a diamond I only get better over time baby WOOOOOO!"

The phone begins crackling and becomes difficult to hear at times.

"......... ........ ....... And if that son of a bitch needs proof or some encouragement I'm more than happy to oblige, in fact I think I'll oblige this Monday since everyone knows he's gunna be there to prove he's the man, but baby to bw the man you've got to beat the man, and that's what you haven't and couldn't do WOOOOOO! And whether it's just for shits and giggles or for ....... ...... ....... you still haven't beat The Man. I don't give a shit, or the ass that produces it, what you think, I'm old, I'm a backstage politic, I'm here because I have a big ego, let me tell you something asshole I have an ego bigger than Gilmore's and Barney Green's ass put together, because you need to have an ego to be the best! But as for a backstage politic? It makes me sick that some actually believe that. I went nearly seven years of my career being called an old piece of shit who couldn't sell, I cut my hair, wore a damn earring because the politics wanted me to, hell I played a goddamn mental patient and shaved my fucking eyebrows! Do those sound like things a backstage politic would do to himself? Does that sound like a sixteen time World Heavyweight champion to you? Did Hulk fucking Hogan ever have to do that? No, he would get drunk with Eric fucking Bischoff before the show and change the whole thing twn minutes before the curtain opened and yet I'm the politician, the younger generation clearly need to go read a fucking book and get their stories straight. When I got in this business not one of you could have even made it to mid card talent. When I got in, you respected the people who had earned their spot, not called them out on it like you think you're better, you did that you learned real quick why you sit down at the front of the bus and avoid eye contact, don't speak unless spoken to, you learn and I think maybe it's time to teach spme of the young guys here exactly what respect really means. WOOOOOOO! But anyways back to McBride, daddy after I leave you lying, bleeding, crying for your mammy.... ........ ....... ........ and remember I'm still The Man and will..... always..... be...... the...... MAN! WOOOOOOO!"

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