The scene opens up where we see Barney Green, dressed in a black t-shirt and black jogging pants, slowly walking down the stairs as he promptly trips and takes a tumble. Boom! He hits his head on edge of the door frame. Barney promptly gets up. Barney goes to speak.

Barney: I hate these damn stairs!

Barney promptly kicks the railing and then quickly grabs his foot. Hopping up and down.

Barney: Definitely shouldn't have done that! I'm getting out this building.

Barney opens the door and promptly slams as he walks onto the streets of Boston. Barney gets into his black Chevy Impala and turns it on. He starts driving down the road as his phone goes off. Barney answers it.

Barney: Hello?

???: Yes, This is Blake Smith from the FBI. Is this Barney Green?

Barney: Yes it is.

Blake: We have obtained a warrant for your arrest due to your criminal activities.

Barney pauses in shock for a second and goes to speak.

Barney: Really?

Blake: Yes we have. In order to resolve this, We are willing to offer you a chance to pay us so we don't have to drag this out by throwing you in jail.

Barney continues driving and a slight grin appears across his face.

Barney: Let me guess. You want a gift card of some sort?

Blake: That would be helpful in your situation.

Barney continues driving as Blake speaks.

Blake: I would recommend going to your Walgreens and purchasing $1000 worth of gift cards.

Barney just shakes his head and he stops at a red light. Barney goes to speak.

Barney: That's where you have lost me. If you were really the FBI, You and your crew would've just shown up at my apartment in Boston to arrest me.

Blake: I can assure you, We will arrest you. Do you wanna speak to my boss?

Barney just chuckles and goes through the stoplight as he goes to speak.

Barney: Yes, Put your boss on the line.

???: Hello this is Bob Jones. I am the Boss of the FBI. You seem to have some concern.

Barney continues driving and goes to speak.

Barney: I know you are fucking with me at this point. Do you people actually make money doing this?

Bob: I can assure you, Barry. I am in charge of the FBI.

Barney just laughs and goes to speak.

Barney: Yeah and I am a male cheerleader who makes tons of money because people like seeing me strut my stuff.

Bob: The FBI knows all about that Barry. That is why we are calling you. You have committed fraud and the quickest way to make this arrest go away is to pay us.

Barney: You cannot even get my name right. This is pure desperation on your part.

Barney turns into a local bar's parking lot. Barney continues speaking.

Barney: You know, part of me feels bad. The fact that you are stuck in a call center somewhere overseas dialing random numbers.

Bob: We are in Seattle, Wisconsin. We will be on the first flight out to Boston to arrest you.

Barney: There is no city in Wisconsin with that name. Washington would be the right state. I shouldn't even be helping you.

Barney just chuckles and continues speaking.

Barney: Just come and arrest me if I have committed such an egregious act. I am not gonna waste my time buy $1000 worth of gift cards.

The lines goes dead as Barney just laughs. Barney goes to speak.

Barney: Daddy is ready.

Barney exits his vehicle and locks it up. He walks into the bar.

Bar Patrons: Barney!

Barney goes to sit down at the bar as the bartender goes to talk to him.

Bartender: You're early, Mr. Green.

Barney: I figured I come in here before I have to fly out of town to wrestle against Mr. Oz.

The bartender goes to grab him a beer as a woman approaches him.

Woman: You know you look rather ravishing under these lights.

Barney: Trust me, You are drunk. If you think I am ravishing, Then you need help.

The woman throws a drink in Barney's face and walks off annoyed. Barney just chuckles.

Bartender: I cannot believe you are here instead of actually training.

Barney grabs his beer and takes a swig of that golden liquid. Barney goes to speak.

Barney: I don't really need to work out as much. It takes skill to look like I do. Mr. Oz doesn't frighten me as much.

Bartender: That dude looks like a monster.

Barney: Well, We go back a bit and its gonna be a straight up fight. I won't back down from him.

The bartender just chuckles and goes to speak.

Bartender: Good luck and I hope you win, Mr Green.

Barney: I always find a way to survive against the odds.

Barney pauses and looks at this random woman whose just entered the bar. Barney takes another swig of his beer and walks over to her.

Barney: Hey, Lady. How about I buy you a drink and then after that, We go back to my place for a night of passion.

Lady: You sound sleazy. Who are you?

Barney goes to speak as the lady looks at him in shock at his nerve.

Barney: I am your Daddy.

Lady: Whatever you say.

The scene fades to black as Barney and the lady start kissing. A night of Green Passion indeed.