A Literal Gorilla
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03-09-2023, 07:35 PM
Me gorilla. Me have life, have gorilla wife. Hate Ned Kaye, fuck that guy, him smell wrong. Me see Bobby Bourbon.
Him not look happy.
Me cross street.
Me no need problem. Me have gorilla wife.
People and gorilla see Bobby?
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Noah Jackson
Very Serious Wrestler
XWF FanBase: Hardly anyone to be honest (booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
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Joined: Wed Mar 27 2019
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03-09-2023, 08:29 PM
I avoid eye contact with the gorilla knowing that shit doesn't end well.
I look at Bobby and give a thumbs up but still avoid eye contact just in case I got the two confused.
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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Prof. Bobby Bourbon (03-20-2023)
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