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Unknown Soldier · (10-21-2019)

(10-19-2019, 12:50 AM)Unknown Soldier Said: "I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of Chris Page's story he sticks his tongue out at all of us and his thumbs in his ears while waving his fingers around like antlers and acting like a little child as he wakes up from his dream in his little Alice in Wonderland adventure and says. "HA HA! I trolled you and I was dreaming all along. I got you guys. Shit is fake news! Nah Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo HAHAHAHA!" You know, since that’s his ‘shtick’ and all. Because if he really wants us all to believe that his favorite scapegoat Adam Barker is going to kill himself, then, by all means, I encourage him to the fullest to make that the reality of the situation. I actually hope he goes through with all this so that pipsqueak doesn't show up at ringside and scream "I'm a bitch" for him to Peter Gilmour and he pull some elaborate scheme with some recordings and doctored footage.

CCP at 10/20/19 at 1:22 pm' Said: ”Wait… you’re not dead?” Adam stares at Chris as if he’s lost his mind. ”You shot yourself, you sacrificed yourself for me.”

”Uh… how much of that shit have you smoked?” Adam reluctantly asks. ”You’re not making any sense. You asked me to get you a title shot lined up and I’ve done that. You’ve got Soldier in two weeks for the Universal Title.” Chris immediately snatches Adam by the head turning it the right looking for the hole in his head left by the nine millimeter which is not there as Adam quickly snatches his head away. ”What the fuck are you talking about?!?!” Adam backs away from Chris giving himself some distance.

The scene opens up to Nationals Park in Washington DC, where the Washington Nationals will be hosting the World Series in just a few short days against the Houston Astros after sweeping the St Louis Cardinals who SHIT THE FUCKING BED and looked absolutely terrible as their offense struggled to accomplish anything. But I digress as our camera pans a long and overcast shot of the ballpark that is located in our nation's capital not far from the White House, which is at the moment is being utterly destroyed and humiliated by our infamous PRESIDENT! We swing around the ballparks gates and enter as a beautiful overshot of the field shows an empty ballpark with perfectly drawn white lines on the base paths. Grass cut at the perfect length with that newly cut smell and fresh green color as everything is getting into perfect tip-top shape as the World Series is about to come to town.

Suddenly, from out of one of the dugouts, steps a figure as it appears that the ballpark is not completely empty? As the camera zooms in to catch a closer glimpse of this figure walking out from one of the dugouts, it shakes and discombobulates just a little bit causing the scene to shake and fizzle, changing the colors of the field to a dark hue of red with dark black lines as the new stripes that are painted on the base paths. It moves in closer as the figure makes its way towards the batter's box carrying a giant bag that looks more like a gunny sack thats used to hold baseball helmets.

He's also carrying a glowing white baseball bat with a black helmet that has a red inverted pentagram painted on the top of it. As we get closer, the identity of the man walking towards the batter's box is obviously now revealed to be none other than XWF's own UNKNOWN SOLDIER! As the camera pans closer, we see the demonic do-badder stretching his long white glowing baseball bat out towards the stands, and pointing it far off into center field as if he was calling his shot, just as the Great Bambino did back in 1932 in Game 3 of the World Series held on October 1, 1932 against the Chicago Cubs.

Many believe that the Babe did not, in fact, call his shot, but the picture shown here is documented proof that in fact, the feat was an actual reality. It was questioned for years as many people didn't think it was possible for such an action to transpire in such a miraculous fashion. Babe Ruth knew that the pitcher was about to deliver that pitch that he needed to knock it over the fences. That's what happens when you can read someone and know their moves and anticipate their actions because they've shown a PATTERN of the same behavior in the past. This is similar to how the Unknown Soldier had predicted that Chris Page was going to end his dreamland shenanigans as he awoke from some marijuana haze. We have documented proof of the tapes as presented here and have shown the timeline of events that prove that Unknown Soldier, did, in fact, call his shot!

Unknown Soldier steps up to the batter's box and pulls out from the gunny bag a severed head that was bleeding all over the place as he tosses it up in the air with his left hand and letting it fall back down into his palm. He stands in the right-hand side of the batter's box as the camera zooms in closely to him.

Unknown Soldier -- "I think we all saw this coming, folks, as once again his pitiful attempts to 'troll' everyone is nothing but an idiotic exposition of his ignoramous self. I knew this entire time that this whole scenario he was trying to lead us all on to believe, was absolute horse shit from the beginning. But the moment that gave it away to everyone else was when he was battling Robert Main aka Satan in hell and having some type of hell hole match that he actually won. That gave it away right there because obviously it was a dream if he was actually able to defeat Robert Main. But hey, at least he finally got that 'triple crown' finale match against him, and he finally got to win. He'll be lucky to know that after I'm done with him and knock him out for good, maybe he can go back to fantasy land and keep fighting Robert Main and actually winning!"

Unknown Soldier tosses the severed head up in the air and swings and misses completely as the head falls to the ground with splatter in the dirt.

Unknown Soldier -- "Swing and a miss Page! Swing and a miss! HAHA! The fool wants to know why I didn't make this a retirement match for him? Well isn't that obvious my super SATAN! loving sadomasochists! If I added a 'retirement' stipulation to this match, then how the hell am I going to humiliate him any further after he admits how big of a bitch he is to Peter? No Chris, I need you around to embarrass and demean even further after I smash you to pieces and shove your face through the bottom of the ring with the bottom of my boot. You see, I'm a bit of a technical wrestler myself in the fact that I already know what my opponent is going to bring to the table. It's obvious that I saw through this little charade of yours for the past few weeks as I called it out before you could come to that ultimate conclusion. You're about to fall flatter than the St. Louis Cardinals!"

He tosses the severed head up in the air again and this time smacks it with the bat as it goes flying off in front of him and barely makes it halfway up to the pitcher's mound.

Unknown Soldier -- "Chris Page will probably come out here and spell out that same nonsense he was spewing beforehand now that everything is fake news and he proved his point and yadayadayada, but truth be told, I'm the Babe Ruth of professional wrestling, a living legend in the flesh. Just as Babe Ruth anticipated the pitch that was coming before the pitcher could even let it out of his hands, I've done the exact same thing in this instance here with Chronic Chris Page. I anticipate my opponent's strategy and I come to the ring with the most technical and planned attack.

So when Chris Page insisted upon having this normal 'wrestling match' stipulation because he thought that would give him the upper hand, he was foolish to not look back and see that in my past I have been the walking epitome of excellence when it comes to these type of matches. Unknown Soldier is to professional wrestling what Babe Ruth was to baseball. The mere mention of my name by the numerous other wrestlers in this business brings an immediate reaction and sense of superior recognition amongst anyone here in the XWF. You even said it yourself, 'I'm tougher than a two-dollar steak'. My name lives in infamy as an echo of fear that emancipates from the minds of everyone here in the XWF, especially those that have stepped foot in the ring with me. We all saw drezdin admit it in his most recent promo. You may say your not afraid but you will be.... You fucking will be!"

Unknown Soldier reaches into the gunny sack and pulls out another severed head and tosses it into the air. This time he winds back and swings with an extremely violent force and the head goes flying out into the outfield, drifting further and further away off into center field until it makes its way over the fence.

Unknown Soldier -- "This match is going to be a real home run for me!"

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