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Jane Carver · (02-14-2017)

Most of the XWF staff and wrestlers have arrived in El Paso, Texas for the February, 15th edition of Wednesday Warfare.

Backstage at the Don Haskins center we see the new XWF Human Resources Director, and rightful heir to the XWF Throne, Jane

. She is enjoying a delicious mouthful of sausage in the arena reception room.

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She has prepared a long empty folding table with a beautiful cloth for the XWF Talent and staff to come and share with one another their favorite dishes.

Hello everyone!

Jane

, here. I thought it would be a wonderful idea that we, together, could host a potluck for the sake of team building and getting to know one another a bit better.

So please! Don't be shy! Come and bring your favorite dish for all of your co-workers to enjoy, and don't forget to compliment one another. I want to see you guys and gals building trust with one another. Building one another up for once, then tomorrow night, when the lights are on, you can tare each other down in front of the fans.

I have also hired a drink server with an open bar in the back of the room... mixing you guys with a bit of booze? That shouldn't be a bad idea at all!

Regards.

Bobby Blackcoat · (02-14-2017)

Bobby Blackcoat is seen being dropped off by an Uber driver. He exits the car and picks up a large brown paper bag.

The camera notices Bobby and comes closer as he begins to speak.

Bobby Blackcoat: Do not fear. As we are all aware, there is an on-going lawsuit between myself and the XWF. So of course, they have refused to book me in a match. I am simply here to help Ms.

and her potluck catering concept.

As my fans know, I have spent most of my life cooking gourmet food every single day. I brought a lot of containers of fantastic food.

Bobby, holding the brown paper bag by the bottom, rushes toward the arena and enters through a back exit.

Bobby enters the backstage area where Jane

is waiting and begins emptying the contents of his brown paper bag onto the table. He begins shouting throughout the room, interrupting and diverting attention to himself in the room.

Bobby Blackcoat: Ms.

, do not worry. You're doing great, but I'm here to make sure the HR department in my name goes off without a hitch. So allow me to present my dishes. I mean, your sausage looks great. But I think we have some other ideas the XWF might find interesting.. Not much of an alcohol drinker so I have water and marijuana for the sane lot of us.

Here, I have a tupperware full of Thai basil pad kaprow, spicy chicken. Extremely spicy. Next we have a large container of Tom Yum soup to follow the Thai theme. Next, a large container of Southern Style Gourmet Macaroni and Cheese, loosely based on Outback's Kids' Menu mac and cheese, but with more gourmet cheese than Velveeta.

Here, we have a container of salad I've chopped up and this container of lemon poppy seed vinaigrette. For dessert, I've baked a pan of coconut macarons and a pan of Fruity Pebble Rice Krispy Treats. Still hot, we finished those last. But those, I'm afraid...

Bobby picks up a treat.

Bobby Blackcoat: Will likely be gone very soon. I am not here for a match but this event marks the new beginning of the XWF, and I wouldn't miss it for the world.

**Vincent Lane** · (02-14-2017)

Vincent shoulders past Blackcoat and stuffs two Rice Krispy Treats into his mouth.

Don'wirry, Bubby. Y'ull huffa mash soom.

Mr. Oz · (02-14-2017)

The Broken One walks to the table, holding a massive aluminum spillage pan, and inside it is full of Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo, still seemingly hot as if he had made it on the premises. As he puts it down on the table, he looks at the other food gathered, before turning around and spreading his arms out,

"Simply delightful spread, Miss

! Absolutely wonderful, I must say! I do hope today goes off without a hitch! Though, it is most unlikely as I wear the Championship of X-Treme!"

He opens up his Hellraiser Warrior's cassock where it can without him undoing the clasps and showing off the title

"I have brought a fine dish! In grand amounts! It is a homemade chicken fettuccine Alfredo! I even killed the chickens in order to make this feast! Their souls are now in the ether, awaiting their reincarnations! I do wish them finding suitable vessels, as they were great men and a woman, in their past lives, ohhhhh yesss...

So please! Enjoy this bounty I have brought forth!"

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (02-14-2017)

The two steel double doors at the entrance of the catering hall begin to pulsate as an eerie red flow does the same behind it. The red glow pushes on the doors. Again. And again. They finally blast open releasing a creeping fog that gathers at everyone's feet. Without another moment past, Doctor Louis D'Ville steps through threshold.

He stands still for a few seconds and sniffs the air as the eerie red glow slowly fades and the doors creep to a close.

"I love parties."

Doc steps past everyone, past all of the food, and heads to the backroom where he spots the open bar.

"Lovely."

Jane Carver · (02-14-2017)

"I'm so glad to finally see people arrive...
I've only been here for about six hours stuffing sausage into my mouth... alone".

Jane ignores Lane and wonders over near Doc at the mini-bar.

"Spiced Captain and Coke please."

The bartender promptly fetches Jane her mixed drink, and serves it with a little straw. She uses the straw to spin around the cubes for a moment before tossing it in the wastebasket and taking a modest sized drink from the glass.

"So, Doctor... I believe we've yet to be introduced. My name is Jane

, new HR Director of the XWF."

Jane holds out her hand for D'Ville to shake.

Nico LaVey · **02-14-2017, 01:06 PM**

Nico walks in with about 6 cans of high-end caviar and a wrapped bundle of 66 cigars. Ophelia walks up to the sausages and takes a much bigger bite than Jane took.

So, you're the new HR girl? Basically a shorter, less experienced, less easy-on-the-eyes version of me? I've been asking for a working agreement here for ages, and they chose you first? *shrugs* Hope you're ready for the bullshit getting this job entails.

Bobby Blackcoat · (02-14-2017)

Bobby Blackcoat stands back and watches the madness unfold with wide eyes, seething.

Bobby Blackcoat: O__O; That scoundrel Vincent Lane just slammed all the Krispy treats like an alligator swallowing a chicken. Absolutely vile.

I must admit though, it has been a few minutes since I've seen so much alcohol and meat pass through a female's gullet.

Now... I had a feeling my friendship with Brother Ozzy would be revived. And perhaps this *bombastic Italian accent* Chicken Fettacheeen' Alfreeeyd will be just the thing... Let me try some of this...

Bobby scurries to Oswald's offering. He scoops a serving onto his paper party plate, raises a sniff, and tries it.

Bobby Blackcoat: Hm...

...

The noodles are good, just a bit al dente and the sauce is just thin enough for my liking. Well-played, Oswald, well-played.

Jane, I am glad to have once again ensured the proper survival etiquette of our HR department. I look forward to making more progress with you and Vincent, as...extremely unpleasant...as he may be.

Mr. Oz · (02-14-2017)

Oswald looks at Blackcoat smiling awkwardly, baring teeth as if it pained him to smile at all

"Brother Blackcoat, we are not friends. I have no idea as to why you believe we are. It is truly angering me. By trying to force us to be friends, you are actually putting us farther apart. Now, if you don't mind."

He walked over to the bar

"Ahhhhohhhh refreshments! Bartender! If you would not mind, please give me the most potent of potables! Mmyess!"

He looks over to Doctor D'Ville and Jane

"Doctor Brother D'Ville, Sister Jane! I do hope you are having a wonderful day!"

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **02-14-2017, 02:23 PM**

(02-14-2017, 12:45 PM)Jane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: "I'm so glad to finally see people arrive...
I've only been here for about six hours stuffing sausage into my mouth... alone".

Jane ignores Lane and wonders over near Doc at the mini-bar.

"Spiced Captain and Coke please."

The bartender promptly fetches Jane her mixed drink, and serves it with a little straw. She uses the straw to spin around the cubes for a moment before tossing it in the wastebasket and taking a modest sized drink from the glass.

"So, Doctor... I believe we've yet to be introduced. My name is Jane , new HR Director of the XWF."

Jane holds out her hand for D'Ville to shake.

Doc smiles, but is watching and trying to wave Nico down for one of his cigars. Nico's too busy watching Ophelia deepthroat pork than to catch any of Doc's signals, so he gives up and faces the new personnel.

"Pleasure, dearest. Doctor Louis D'Ville, KING of the XWF."

He extends his hand and cradles Jane

's in his own. He turns his head and and appears to glare at her through his glass eye.

Robert "The Omega" Main · **02-14-2017, 05:08 PM**

Robert walks in with a bottle of Johnny Walker blue label while smoking a Makers Mark cigar. He notices Doc walking away from Jane and stops him.

"Doc you look like a man of fine taste."

Robert pulls a glass tube from his suit pocket revealing a Makers Mark 650 Sumatra Toro Infused Cigar. He slowly hands it to Doc

"That's from my own personal collection. Makers Mark infused. Need a light? By the way I have some Johnny Walker Blue."

John_Black · **02-14-2017, 05:53 PM**

We see JB coming in with a tray full of baked chicken he whipped up few days ago. Then he places it on the table, and looks among the lovely XWF personal in the place. The he noticed the new HR lady doing her thing.

It's an honor to meet the new HR lady, Jane...is it true you are within relations with Shane, because if so... then tell him i said fuck you, and "have a nice life"... if not, then fuck it. I hope me and you will get along in this place, you might see me around these parts...sooner or later.

Then he noticed Robby's Johnny Walker and takes a small glass to pour himself some, while looking at the new guy in the eyes.

Robert, you are a rich man for having the Blue Johnny Walker, how much it cost ya man? And you giving Doc that expensive cigar is one the most in genius things i've witness just now. You know kid, I see a bright future for you around these parts.

Then JB noticed the weed brownies and takes one to eat, he spits it out since he didn't like the taste. Then he walks among the Potluck until something happens...

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