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Equinox · **02-29-2016, 03:54 PM**

Equinox walks into the arena to much fanfare, receiving praises for his awesome entrance, rugged good looks, and witty charm. Making his way past the crowd, he sees a flyer for the upcoming Warfare, advertising Drezdin vs Equinox. Befuddled, Equinox moves on, toting his rolling suitcase towards his locker room.

So wednesday, I'm up against this guy, what's his name.....Drezdin? Okie dokie then. Sounds like a medicine you take to shoo away pubic lice or genital warts. Seriously, your away, hard at work and prepping up to lose. Get real fanboy. You can't even beat your meat without calling your daddy in to handle your "light" weight.

And those promo skills need work, seriously dude. 20 seconds is embarrassing guy, not long enough to even impress a teenage zombie with an overactive sex drive. But hey, it's something, just be prepared for going longer than that, cuz I'm gonna run you dry. That sounded dirty.

Equinox arrives at his locker room and opens the door. He gets excited to see a box with the Amazon.com logo. He quickly runs over and kneels down to open the box. A look of sheer disappoint falls on his face as he pulls out the costume.

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Shit, wrong one.

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