"Attention XWF Staff and Superstars, Paging Psycho Corporation Bitch."

"Psycho Corporate Bitch, You're Needed In Mr. Dick Lichter's Office," rings out a feminine voice over the 24/7 Hallway PA. Being the subservient clown that he is, Solomon Kline runs to the Anarchy GM's office only to find....


"Yassas Solomon! Did you know the word Psycho comes from the Greek word psukhḗ, which means "soul" or "mind" So I was thinking you can't be a Psycho because your a soulless mindless puppet! , but psukhō on the other hand, the root word for psukhḗ....means to blow and my God do you fucking blow!" She lectured before slamming the dictionary upside Solomon's noggin.

Solomon dazed, Atty goes for the roll up pin and a ref somehow manages to squeeze in for the count...

1....

2....

Solomon comes to just in time to kickout. He finds the dictionary on the floor and opens to a random page.

"Oh, look, your picture is right here under the definition for spineless."

He literally throws the book at her when she leans in to look. He then slams her face on Big Dick's desk for good measure.

"Oops, I meant gullible. You couldn't beat Centurion even if I hadn't taken this from him!"

He motions to the X-Treme title, slinging it back over his shoulder. 

"See you in War Games, putána! Áde gamísou!"

He turns and walks off, looking over his shoulder for any other would-be attackers.

As he exits the office, he utters, "I ain't no simp!"