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It's Laundry Day "Believe It" - DarkJayRider - 01-04-2014
I’m bringing sexy back, You mother fuckers watch how I attack, If that’s your girl you better watch your back, Cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact. Sexys back motherfuckers! In the old beat up retirement of Tampa Florida, didn't I try to leave this hell hole? I just keep rubber banding back must be the tits cause the fact is, them are some tan ass tatas.
Mandii: Jason, are you even listening to me?
Me: Yeah, he likes to tickle with a feather. I knew this chick who liked to tickle with a feather before sitting on my face so I could give her-
Mandii: JASON!
Me: In fact she wore these tight ass pink panties and made me lick through-
Mandii: Dear god Jay.
Me: Maybe she got a sex change in the future and thus Tri Bute was BORN!
Mandii: Since she sat on your face I could understand why she felt like a dick would help her life. Can you be serious for one second or I'm hanging up the phone prick.
Me: How can I be serious when this match is a joke. We saw the house show with Cage and he got his ass kicked by a chick.
Mandii: Jason-
Me: Most action hes got from a chick in a long time and it was with you, bet you didn't pull that last move huh manders. Bouncing up and down up and down bet he wished it was other parts going up and down on his-
Mandii: You're on your own.
Me: Wait! I have something to tell you Mandii.
Mandii: What?
I'm about to piss off a heated bitch. "Believe it!"
Me: Mandii? Mandii? Well Shit.
Lights, camera, asshole in action. My normal set up of a dark room and a big red chair in the middle of it and lets get this bitch started.
Me: I had to come back to Tampa Hell Hole Florida to be in a tag match with some "mysterious" tag partner to take on a dude that got his ass kicked by a chick and a guy who forgot to take his reds out when washing his whites. This should be one of the worst matches I've been in.
First lets start off with one of the two guys who got there ass kicked by a chick my great partner the Forbidden Subject. First off why the hell do I get the guy who runs around in the shadows and thinks hes so unknow? I know your name Tay thats all I need to fucking know to get anything on you. Aside from the fact you are just a little kid in need of that baby sun from the telly tubbies you need a clean act that hasn't been used over and over and over again. All jokes aside for you I do have your back and its for the only reason that we are facing game grudge and some guy who might have bumped his head a little to hard in that flying car crash.
Car noise and a car crash sound come out of my mouth, I enjoy making fun of stupid people.
Next we have gammer pack over there. I'm going to put this is your
languge so you understand. One you step in ring with me its going to be like a kid getting his first starter pack going up against someone who has been colecting for nine years. You thought my sister had ways off kicking your ass you should as hell have not seen the best of the family. Last I'll talk about the guy who needs to learn to separate the whites and the reds. You must be shitting me, you like to tickle people with a feather? Do you have chicks tickle your feather cause I would rather have chicks tickle my pickle than be tickled by your magic feather from Narnia. You into some kinky gay ass shit and I don't swing like a monkey Bute.
The horror on my face form mental pictures. Oh my god there was so much pink and so many tickling feathers of death!
Me:Bottom line is I want a first win here but I didn't want Compou chick Tay as my partner and I didn't want to run the risk of getting some kinda desase from a feather. Shit, I'm also getting my sisters left overs from the house show. Well this is just great for me isn't it? Tay I got your back, Bute don't worry buddy londery can be hard but just take it one shirt sox and feather at a time, and Cage get laid.