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MADNESS! - Sid Feder - 11-29-2013
:3 x Better: Let's get it right out in the open mother fuckers -- I'm coming to Madness and I've a list!
Number one: I'll be looking to receive an answer from Tony Santos on my invite. I believe I made myself very clear when we were face to face; you're one of the men I want by my side in a group that will consist of NO
and NO WOMEN. Looks like John Madison was exempt from day one. Give me your answer on Madness, Tony. I want the world to hear it at the same time I do. Let's kick the shit out of the rest of these assholes week after week simply because we can!Number two: I'll be taking a special interest in the main event of the evening. If Heyman will allow it; special guest referee right here. If he won't allow it; interference and chaos will accomplish the same damn thing at the end of the day. I'm good either way, fat Jew. I expect to know as soon as possible if you'll let me ref that fucking main event or I'm defending this title against a "WGWF" roster member and jobbing to them on purpose.
Number three: I'll be ending the night by extending another invitation -- but to which mother fucker? You'll have to wait and find out. You're all going to get to watch destiny unfold as the seal of excellence evolves right before your eyes.
MADNESS! - Ann Thraxx - 11-29-2013
If you were any more pathetic and boring, I'd have to go away and watch paint dry just to get a tiny bit of excitement in after listening to your drool dripping onto the ground...
MADNESS! - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 - 11-29-2013
:PF 17 31707 1: Oh hey, I think I remember you.
Oh shit. No I don't.
How about you, son? Do you know that hooker?
MADNESS! - Steve "KingSlayer" Davids - 11-29-2013
That ain't no hooker. Who the fuck's paying to shag that? She's just a slut.
MADNESS! - Ann Thraxx - 11-29-2013
Ouch! My poor feelings. Like I've never heard this shit before. So original. And I'm not a slut, really. Just because you're insecure about yourself, Davids, doesn't mean you should take it out on me. That's a pretty big risk to take.
MADNESS! - Sid Feder - 11-29-2013
Flo Feder -- Sid's beautiful yet equally short tempered wife -- looks ready to blow a gasket as she stares a hole through her husband. Everyone in the area backs away and watches-
:3 x Better: What, babe?
Flo runs up and smacks Sid in the back of the head, messing up his already frazzled psycho hair.
Flo: What the fuck! Why does your dad think YOU know that hooker over there?? Hmmmm?
Flo gets ready to wallop Sid good.
:3 x Better: Uh, I, well don't listen to him; he's an idiot! That lady isn't even a hooker.. she's just some crack whore that hangs around here trying to do favors for people in exchange for drugs.
Flo: And how do you know THAT, mister? I had a feeling you returning to this dump was a bad idea.
:3 x Better: But I'm telling you, babe -- everybody here knows that lady is just some drugged up crack whore. It's impossible not to know. It doesn't mean we do business with her though; jesus fucking christ, Flo.
Flo: Oh yea? Well let's ask them! Hey you people of the XWF -- is that ugly ass bitch just some random crack whore who stalks the locker rooms and wrestlers, taking dicks in the ass and down the throat for dollars and cents?
Flo Feder taps her foot anxiously with her arms crosses and a killer glare on her husband, the European Champion.
MADNESS! - Ann Thraxx - 11-29-2013
Yeah, the Straight Edge are known to be crackwhores. Flo, you really landed a good husband. So intelligent, too.
Ann rolls her eyes.
MADNESS! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 11-29-2013
I can confirm the accusations in question. She was just in my office a few minutes ago.
MADNESS! - Ann Thraxx - 11-29-2013
Shut up, Shane... Go back to your potato bong.
MADNESS! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 11-29-2013
*** the sounds of bubbles overpower all else ***
MADNESS! - Sid Feder - 11-29-2013
Sid gets in close next to Flo, grabbing her and pulling her in while he points overzealously at Shane.
:3 x Better: See, Flo? See?? That ugly mother fucker right there would know, Flo -- He's the god damn owner.
Flo rolls her eyes and continues tapping her foot, looking away from her husband as he gets closer and hugs her. Poppa Feder smiles and takes a picture with a disposable camera, forever capturing that annoyed expression on Flo's face right next to a smiling Sid Feder with his thumb up.
MADNESS! - Sid Feder - 12-07-2013
Sid looks back on these events from about a week ago with a smile on his face.
He knows we're very close to true madness being unleashed.
:3 x Better: We're getting closer . . . closer. . .closer...closer.
Sid jerks his head back as an uncontrollable laughter fires from his mouth like a machine gun.