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Happy birthday to me! - SolemnIncline - 07-01-2025
Solomon Kline stumbles drunkenly out of a bar in Minneapolis. He bumps into someone who is walking by. It's the new X-Treme champion, Dickie Watson! Dickie looks at Solomon with disgust.
Solomon: Hey, aren't you Faceless? How's it feel to beat Aurora? I've never done it and probably never will. Congrats on that title.
Dickie: Thanks, man. Any liquor left in the bar for me to have a celebratory shot?
Solomon: Guess you'll have to go in and find out. Nice meeting you, man.
Dickie nods and starts to head inside. Solomon runs up and grabs him by the arms, catching him by surprise. Dust to Dust!
Solomon: You forgot to wish me happy birthday, bitch!
He covers for the pin.
1...2...
RE: Happy birthday to me! - faceless - 07-02-2025
…KICKOUT.
Dickie scrambles upwards. Pats Solomon on the head.
“Happy birthday. Although I have no idea why I’m here. Good luck.”
RE: Happy birthday to me! - Peter Principle - 07-02-2025
Suddenly, coming around the corner of the MInneapolis bar is...
Nadine, Peter Principle's secretary.
"...Very sorry, Mister Principle is... well, since last Warfare, he's... indisposed."
Nadine pulls out a measuring tape, a rulebook and a calculator.
"I've never done this before, please bear with me..."
She first measures the position and angle of Dickie's shoulders on the cold Minnesota sidewalk.
![[Image: e9yzutX.png]](https://i.imgur.com/e9yzutX.png)
Quote:Tuesday - 11:39 PM (Pacific Standard Time)
She then compares Kline's coverage on Dickie's body, determining if sufficient breakage occurred in a timely enough fashion to break the pin...
![[Image: YDMSVOU.png]](https://i.imgur.com/YDMSVOU.png)
Quote:Wednesday- 11:48 AM (Pacific Standard Time)
Nadine then pulls out a calculator, rapidly pressing numbers...
Quote:11:39 PM --> 11:48 AM... 12 hours, 9 minutes
Before finally cross-referencing the X-Treme title handbook...
Quote:12 hours, 9 minutes > 12 hours
...
She nods.
Before dropping to the sidewalk and counting!
"THREE!"
| NEW XWF X-TREME CHAMPION: SOLOMON KLINE! |