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Santos and his cheeseburgers... - Hunter Payne - 07-18-2013
Payne & Joy stumble upon Tony Santos eating a cheeseburger in a McDonalds . Hunter Payne grabs Santos and smashes his head against those shitty plastic tables McDonalds has, then picks him up and hits a Payneful Bottom on top of the same crappy table. It breaks! Both men are down. A referee comes out of the McDonald's playplace of all places. So Joy decides goes for the cover herself....
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Hunter Payne pulls Joy off and they start to argue.
As Tony Santos starts to make it to his feet, Hunter Payne gets the cash register and hits Tony Santos with it. As money goes flying everywhere, Tony Santos lays there unconscious. Payne finally with a pin cover...
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RE: Santos and his cheeseburgers... - Tony Santos - 07-19-2013
(07-18-2013, 10:18 PM)Hunter Payne Said: Payne & Joy stumble upon Tony Santos eating a cheeseburger in a McDonalds . Hunter Payne grabs Santos and smashes his head against those shitty plastic tables McDonalds has, then picks him up and hits a Payneful Bottom on top of the same crappy table. It breaks! Both men are down. A referee comes out of the McDonald's playplace of all places. So Joy decides goes for the cover herself....
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Hunter Payne pulls Joy off and they start to argue.
As Tony Santos starts to make it to his feet, Hunter Payne gets the cash register and hits Tony Santos with it. As money goes flying everywhere, Tony Santos lays there unconscious. Payne finally with a pin cover...
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Tony, wondering why he went to McDonald's to get a cheeseburger when he can make them magically appear in his hands, nonetheless is saddened and angered that these jerks didn't let him finish his rightfully purchased McDouble. However, now's not the time to dwell on wasted processed meat. Now's the time to KICK OUT.
Tony brushes himself off, walks over to the counter, smiles at the stunned employees, and, still hungry, orders...
Santos: You guys still got mozzarella sticks?
Female Employee: No sir, those were discontinued about ten years ago.
Santos: Damn. Alright, give me 20 McNugs.
Tony pauses, then, waving his hand in the air, generates a cheeseburger out of thin air. Instead of eating it, he breaks it in half and shoves one half in Hunter's mouth and another in Joy's as they lament on their pitiful loss to a far superior human being.
The scene fades to black.