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Cowgirl Caedus - Charlie Nickles - 01-03-2022
You went mum after I called you out for a fight on a Saturday night.
Are you, as Lycana would so tirelessly repeat, hiding?
re:Cowgirl Caedus - JimCaedus - 01-04-2022
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Ooooooh lord, HERE we go already with the pussy par for the course Cucky cowardice.
I'm the current Uni Champ Charlie. I don't bow to your attempted deck-stackin' bitchassery. You come to me. You abide by MY match stipulations. And as soon as the brass decide how to work this champ vs champ scenario out, this ALREADY unofficially "on the books" showdown will take place. So save your all for-show chicanery shithead and start sweatin' 'cause now...
...you're mine.
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re:Cowgirl Caedus - Charlie Nickles - 01-04-2022
How is it cowardly for me to challenge the universal champion to a match? Are you sure that's what that word means, Johnny boy? Cute devil horns by the way, it's nice to see you letting your feminine and expressive side show.
Cowgirl Caedus - JimCaedus - 01-04-2022
Jesus... I sure hope you improve your TT skills by the first Warfare after Fire & Ice, Charlie, 'cause I've got ya penciled in. I mean, unless you're a bitch.
Are ya?
re:Cowgirl Caedus - Charlie Nickles - 01-04-2022
(01-04-2022, 12:15 PM)JimCaedus Said:
Jesus... I sure hope you improve your TT skills by the first Warfare after Fire & Ice, Charlie, 'cause I've got ya penciled in. I mean, unless you're a bitch.
Are ya?
Sorry cowgirl, I have date nights with Goldi every Wednesday night and I told her I'd never miss one. What's wrong with Saturdays? Also, and I have to ask, what is "TT"? You talm' bout them cute little titi monekys? Trust me, I've got plenty of monkey handling skills from my time wrestling on the exotic zoo circuit.
Cowgirl Caedus - JimCaedus - 01-04-2022
I'll translate all that:
"I'm a bitch. I don't have three balls, common misconception, I have three ovaries. I don't wish to be gaped by you, daddy, but if you want I can drain your nuts and fill my belly with your seed."
...amirite?
Agree and be the tough guy you're playin' at or you ARE a bitch. Show some respect for the Uni Title and the promotion that birthed it you mouthy fuck muppet.
re:Cowgirl Caedus - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 01-04-2022
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re:Cowgirl Caedus - Charlie Nickles - 01-04-2022
I don't want your ugly universal title, I already have the most beautiful woman in the world around my waist at all times and I will NEVER give her up.
I just want a match against you, Caedus.
But I'll tell ya what, Johnny Boy:
You want to see me on a Wednesday? Fine, you'll see me on a Wednesday, but be warned: I'm very busy with date nights on Wednesdays. I won't have very much time to fight with you or make you look good in the ring on a Wednesday night...I'll have to put you down quick like the yappy mutt you are if I start fighting you on a Wednesday.
Cowgirl Caedus - JimCaedus - 01-04-2022
Your premeditated post-slaughter excuse has been duly noted. See ya then sweetie.
re:Cowgirl Caedus - Charlie Nickles - 01-04-2022
re:Cowgirl Caedus - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 01-04-2022
I think this match could work, but it needs a little finessing.
Let's not forget, every time Charlie gets near the Uni he craps the bed harder than Ghost Tank after burrito night. Sarah Lacklan made him look like he was standing still and hurt his pride so much he went and pretended to be someone else for a few months.
The XWF isn't gonna sign up for another buyrate that low, dude! We need STAKES!
So how about this... Charlie can go against Jimmy... BUT! If he wins, he gets the Universal Title. He can even customize it! I'll let him decide who to hand over his TV Championship over to also!
But if he loses? Well, if he loses, he still loses his Goldi. And then *JIM* decide who gets it.
Deal?
re:Cowgirl Caedus - Charlie Nickles - 01-04-2022
(01-04-2022, 02:02 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I think this match could work, but it needs a little finessing.
Let's not forget, every time Charlie gets near the Uni he craps the bed harder than Ghost Tank after burrito night. Sarah Lacklan made him look like he was standing still and hurt his pride so much he went and pretended to be someone else for a few months.
The XWF isn't gonna sign up for another buyrate that low, dude! We need STAKES!
So how about this... Charlie can go against Jimmy... BUT! If he wins, he gets the Universal Title. He can even customize it! I'll let him decide who to hand over his TV Championship over to also!
But if he loses? Well, if he loses, he still loses his Goldi. And then *JIM* decide who gets it.
Deal?
I don't care if this is a universal championship match or not, I already have the most beautiful championship belt in all of history around my waist. I don't want to be separated from Goldi after I beat Jim Caedus. If this is going to be made into a universal championship match, I want Goldi to become the new universal championship belt after my victory. That's my only condition.
re:Cowgirl Caedus - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 01-04-2022
I respect a man that's devoted to his one true love...but dude, you deserve something that loves you back the same way!
Goldi has spread herself open for dozens of other dudes!
re:Cowgirl Caedus - Charlie Nickles - 01-04-2022
(01-04-2022, 02:50 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I respect a man that's devoted to his one true love...but dude, you deserve something that loves you back the same way!
Goldi has spread herself open for dozens of other dudes!
You know damn well that's a fucking lie, Vinnie! This is a new television belt and you know that since you paid for the redesign! Don't be spreading lies about my Goldi!
re:Cowgirl Caedus - Charlie Nickles - 01-04-2022
AND DON'T YOU CALL GOLDI A 'THING'! SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN GODDESS!