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BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Dolly Waters - 04-22-2021
Okay, so I know I haven’t been around the XWF hallways in a while, but apparently there’s some weirdo named Demos who has opted into the battle royale for MayDay.
WELL! I know MayDay is all about solidarity, BUT this “Demos” guy has been sending lewd and threatening chain letters to residents of Coreytopia.
I don’t have the time to put together a wrestling show and answer all of the inane questions I’ve been getting about Mao and “real communism”.
Demos is officially banned from Coreytopia and will NOT be participating in the King Dawk Open Invitational Battle Royale.
Hopefully Corey won’t mind, but I don’t think he will... ESPECIALLY when he sees the letter that Christian received.
That’s all. Carry on.
re:BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Miss Fury - 04-22-2021
(04-22-2021, 02:13 PM)Dolly Waters Said: Okay, so I know I haven’t been around the XWF hallways in a while, but apparently there’s some weirdo named Demos who has opted into the battle royale for MayDay.
WELL! I know MayDay is all about solidarity, BUT this “Demos” guy has been sending lewd and threatening chain letters to residents of Coreytopia.
I don’t have the time to put together a wrestling show and answer all of the inane questions I’ve been getting about Mao and “real communism”.
Demos is officially banned from Coreytopia and will NOT be participating in the King Dawk Open Invitational Battle Royale.
Hopefully Corey won’t mind, but I don’t think he will... ESPECIALLY when he sees the letter that Christian received.
That’s all. Carry on.
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re:BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Charlie Nickles - 04-22-2021
You liberal cunt. You have let denizens of drug addicts fill your halls, only to deprive them of revolutionary theory and true purpose! You hole up inside your grand walls, refusing to fight the class war. You can only hide for so long, Dolly Waters.
The disgusting filth you let service you inside your McMansion deserves better than your limp wristed ideology. They deserve to be brought to the consciousness of a Demos! I know that you would send your heroin harem at the Demos with pitchforks and torches if I so much as stepped foot on your pristine and gated commune with suspiciously few people of color. I don't want to slaughter your indentured servants this MayDay.
I don't need to find you at Coreytopia, Barbie Doll. One day you will have to leave your pretty little palace. Will you be able to hide from the Demos then?
BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Dolly Waters - 04-22-2021
Oh god.
Yeah, yer’ definitely banned.
re:BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Corey Smith - 04-22-2021
Take your fucking meds.
BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Ariel Dixon - 04-22-2021
Hey Demos hunny bunny let’s show these fucks how libertarians roll
re:BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Corey Smith - 04-22-2021
(04-22-2021, 07:00 PM)Ariel Dixon Said: Hey Demos hunny bunny let’s show these fucks how libertarians roll
Lol if you think he's a libertarian. You got a live one here Demos, but she seems about your speed. A dead stop.
re:BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Dolly Waters - 04-22-2021
(04-22-2021, 07:00 PM)Ariel Dixon Said: Hey Demos hunny bunny let’s show these fucks how libertarians roll
oh. this is about to get -- not interesting at all.
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re:BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Charlie Nickles - 04-22-2021
The famous Dolly Waters disappearing act.
Don't worry, proletarians, Dolly Waters will still show up in a few studio productions to suck off Doc and Corey a few more times. Of course, she'll never step back into the ring again.....
BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Dolly Waters - 04-22-2021
Aw. He just wishes people loved him more.
Pay yer’ fucking child support and wash your asshole regularly.
You’ll be amazed!
re:BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Charlie Nickles - 04-22-2021
(04-22-2021, 07:32 PM)Dolly Waters Said: Aw. He just wishes people loved him more.
Pay yer’ fucking child support and wash your asshole regularly.
You’ll be amazed!
Money can buy you a lot of things in this world, Waters.
Safety from the Demos is not one of them.
re:BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Mickey Kinkade - 04-23-2021
Haha, fuck you Demos and your unwashed ass. One less dick to jerk (off) out of the ring towards my road to victory. The people NEED to see what my cum looks like when it's floating in space at Leap Of Faith.
re:BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - Ariel Dixon - 04-23-2021
(04-22-2021, 07:03 PM)Corey Smith Said:(04-22-2021, 07:00 PM)Ariel Dixon Said: Hey Demos hunny bunny let’s show these fucks how libertarians roll
Lol if you think he's a libertarian. You got a live one here Demos, but she seems about your speed. A dead stop.
You’re right but he’s sexy all the same!!
re:BREAKING NEWS! MAYDAY UPDATE! - ALIAS - 04-23-2021
(04-23-2021, 04:57 AM)Ariel Dixon Said:(04-22-2021, 07:03 PM)Corey Smith Said:(04-22-2021, 07:00 PM)Ariel Dixon Said: Hey Demos hunny bunny let’s show these fucks how libertarians roll
Lol if you think he's a libertarian. You got a live one here Demos, but she seems about your speed. A dead stop.
You’re right but he’s sexy all the same!!
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