Greggo in: "One mans horse is another mans cock. Chris Chaos sucks both." - Printable Version
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Greggo in: "One mans horse is another mans cock. Chris Chaos sucks both." (/showthread.php?tid=38607)
Greggo in: "One mans horse is another mans cock. Chris Chaos sucks both." - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-20-2020
Greggo's been depressed lately. He's heard the whispers in the halls. He knows damn well there's doubt in the air about his client Sarah "Vacant" Lacklan still being the champion. Greggo's also been really bummed about losing his ear last week in a botched rape attempt by Micheal Graves, where Graves made off with Greggo's freshly severed ear rather than his sweet anal innocence. Neither party was pleased about that outcome but you take what you can get in this business.
Let's throw a quick scene together.
We're at Greggo's mom's house but she's not home so it's anything goes.
It's just us and our boy Greggo hanging out, eating his mom's food and using her massage chair.
"Mmmmm, mmmm this feels SO friggin good on the dick-n-ballz. Mmmwwow that's friggin bullporn right there boi yeeeeeeee haaaaaaawwwwwwRRR!!!"
Greggo promised to do something special this week instead of the usual crap RP (recorded promo) so this time he's doing a Request Panel! (RP!) According to Greggo it works as such: Everybody's on this made up panel and can ask him questions.
"Boi don't you even ferget to tell'em all about the dick in the ass challenge, mmmm'yeah."
Greggo's referring to a brand new challenge he's hosting for his match next Wednesday. He's letting his opponents take turns dicking him in the ass until he passes out, at which point a celebrity judge will look at several complex elements to determine which of Greggo's diseases each opponent caught.
"Watch me tug 2 sucka ass logs on Warfare n' my match is against PETER FUCKGOD GILMOUR and HOLY ROMAN WAR HORSE! It's an anywhere goes match. I get to take my bwallz out and play w/them in this one."
Greggo walks into the kitchen to make himself a snack. He throws some lumpy ass peanut butter and jelly sandwich together. This shit looks like ass but you know what? Greggo takes a bite anyway. His lips are smacking and crumbs are flying as he wolfs it down.
"MmMMMMM!!!!!! OH GOD it's so good! You see my eyes? YOU SEE THESE EyEz?!? I'm off that cracker jack shit boi just light me up,mmm, m mmmmm! Bowowow wow WOW ch'ka my hole."
Greggo's eyes are off that cracker jack shit. Nobody even needs to know what it means to know it's damn serious. His eyes are bloodshot as hell.
Greggo's mom walks in. Remember we're chilling at her place? Good, because as soon as she walks in she tells you to GTFO!
Greggo's Mom: "Who invited Guest into my home? I feel so violated! Get out! OUT! OUT!"
We all look at each other then back at Greggo's mom who is now sprouting horns out of her pussy and spewing the flames of
Greggo is up in front of a crowd of people. Some are probably wrestling fans, and some are probably there because they think Greggo's sexy with his new Van Gogh ear style (he paid me extra to say that).
"Mmmmm some1 hit me with a good question!"
Greggo picks the first question out of a hat..
1st Question: What's the deal with Micheal Graves stealing your ear? Can I suck your dick?
"Mmmmm why yes yes you can! And as fer my prah'lem with Mikay Gravyballsac, you have 2 wait. Oh but I will offer this quote to cover all my three biggest closest cumquests now so, listen real up. Its a quote original said by a wisest man set sail across history to pave the ways and stories of our fruits. I say only this to my doubting dumbasses: 'MY DICK WILL BE SUCKED, BUT THERE ARE MEN LIKE Mike Graves, Pete Gilmour and Ho Ro Horse WHO CAN'T SAY THE SAME,' mmmm, mmmm..."
Greggo toasts and wines it up. He's got the butter melted and the corks have been chewed to their limit. Crunch crunch, glug glug, and goodnight!
| Bonus footage airs of Greggo naked in the restroom stall. He's in a position we all find ourselves in pretty regularly.......... yeah you know the one... It's that situation where our boy just took a big ass shit and has no toilet paper to clean himself up with. Anything he touches will be ruined at this point. If he walks out there where people are waiting to ask him more questions, they'll freak the fuck out on him for flinging shit everywhere with each step (assholes!). There's only one answer... He sacrifices all his clothes and just walks out there butt ass naked, covered in shit from head to toe. He takes the next question! And oh it's a bonus question! Bonus question: "Is your opponent on Warfare next week really a horse?" "Yes." And then Greggo adds. "And that horse is attached to Peter Gilmour's body." Bonus question 2: "Are you talking about Peter's SUPERDICK?" "No comment." |