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Dammit - Lestrange - 05-01-2020 Lestrange walks around, fuming that he missed the deadline for War Games. He takes the severed head of Adam Wednesday out of a Walmart bag and stares menacingly at it. You stupid little bitch boy, we just had to stop for cotton candy and ice cream. Now look what you did, we missed the damned deadline. Adam: Oh don't you even go there, this was the sole purpose of my return and you fucked it up. Adam: You sass me one more time, I swear to the great cheese block in the sky I'm gonna shove you up a donkey's ass and leave you there. Adam: eeerrrrRRRRRAAAAAHHH Lestrange whips the severed head against the wall and walks away.[/color] re:Dammit - Centurion - 05-01-2020 re:Dammit - Lestrange - 05-01-2020 Lestrange halts. What? re:Dammit - Centurion - 05-01-2020 Well, I guess it's two questions, actually. 1) Who are you? and 2) Why do you have a severed head? Dammit - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 05-01-2020 I LIKE THIS GUY!!! re:Dammit - Lestrange - 05-01-2020 One, My name is Jackie Lee Strange. Two, unless you wish to procure a second asshole, Do not question my choice of friends. His gaze creeps slightly to the side. Hello...Michael. We never had the pleasure of meeting before I left. re:Dammit - Felix Jones - 05-01-2020 "But why a head?" re:Dammit - Lestrange - 05-02-2020 Lestrange pulls a butterknife from his pocket and faces Felix. Would you like your second asshole in the right cheek or left? He then grins menacingly. re:Dammit - Felix Jones - 05-02-2020 I looked at the butterknife then back at that the man and shook my head in disbelief. "In all of your wisdom, out of all the knives you could be threatening me with. You pull out a butterknife? What kind of shit is that?" re:Dammit - Jenny Myst - 05-02-2020 Make sure that head is of legal age, otherwise you may have a Graves problem re:Dammit - Lestrange - 05-02-2020 Looks at Felix. Ah yes, the selection was there, but the satisfaction of prolonged suffering with blunted blades thrills me to the bones. Adam: Oh shut up, will ya? This is the same one that took your head off. Adam: What? I'm not doing that, you talk to her. Adam: Fine. Lestrange faces Jenny Myst. My friend over there thinks you're cute re:Dammit - Jenny Myst - 05-02-2020 re:Dammit - Lestrange - 05-02-2020 [/color]Adam: No, your not getting your body back. No one found you irresponsible. Adam: I am not bring you to him. re:Dammit - Equinox - 05-02-2020 Hey look, Jackie boy making friends already, I knew convincing you to come back would be a good thing. re:Dammit - Centurion - 05-03-2020 Ah, more #SpookyShit. Not like we don't have enough of that crap as it is. re:Dammit - Lestrange - 05-04-2020 It's not about the spook.