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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 02-17-2020
Operation: Annihilation is in full effect!
The Tag Team SLASH Television and Xtreme Champions.
Amjetkun Socio.
Tristan Slater.
Last Savage, someone was gracious enough to nominate themselves to be treated like a pig in a slaughterhouse.
Gay Robbie?
Robbie smiles, his eyes cold and dead like that of a shark.
I'm like the Candyman, I'll be your Boogie Man, and like Domino's I will deliver.
So many fools defying people make them move from their spots.
I.
Will.
Come.
To.
You.
As any predator should.
re:The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Corey Smith - 02-17-2020
You're gonna hit Big D now? You're practically beating on the handicapped at this point.
Bilbo better watch his ass, huh?
re:The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-17-2020
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
BRO YOU DONE FUKCED UP BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!
YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW ABOUT HOW TO ATTACKINGS? YOU DONT THINK I KNOW ABOUT? BRUH I WROTE THE CYCLE! I WROTE THAT SHIT I PRACTICE AND PREACH TILL THEY PUT ME FUCKIN 10 FEET UNDER BECAUSE MY BIG ASS PECS WOULD STILL BE AT THE 6 FEET LEVEL THEN!
Socio's all kinds of fucked up looking right now both physically and on the mental.
BITCH MY SAYING IS BITCH I'M COOKING! AND BITCH YOUR SAYING IS BITCH I'M HUNGRY! WE COULD HAVE BEEN A FOOKIN MATCH
I'M COMING FOR YOU BIG BOY AND I'MA MAKE A FUCKIN' FUTURE MR. OLYMPIA OUT OF YOUR ASS STARTING WITH THAT CARDIO PLEX SUBMISSION
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Olive Pendershore - 02-19-2020
Takes a large gulp from a slurpee circa 2013. We're not sure of the flavor. Then promptly wipes her mouth with a The Black Circle t-shirt, also circa 2013
"Hello Robert. You don't know me but you lost to Azzy so Razzy- El, and Engy is about to beat him, like many before. Moi. For example. Zero powers all 5'5", 110 lbs of total badass bitch or at least that's what Jessie Diaz used to call me. Who the fuck is that though? Anyways, big boy and I'm being generous when I call you big boy, cause everyone knows the girth of your worth is in the waistline area. Like anyone in their right mind would venture lower. Well, the Engineer might but he's grotesque to say the least. Gah! I think I just threw up in my mouth at the Afterthought of him being naked. Anywho.... I was thinking, maybe you and I could have a fight. Like a real brawl opposed to the one that Engy begged Azrael for. What do you say, big guy? You up to facing a small, normal, mortal woman? "
re:The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 02-19-2020
Maybe. Do you promise to keep using the same recycled fat jokes that were old when your granny was giving her first handie to your grandad and hype up the fact you're smaller than me and female like a ton of opponents I have already faced?
What is it with some people and thinking I'm awful just because I'm big and have a dick? I'm awful for plenty of other reasons, too!
I'm not the one who date raped you your sophomore year, I ain't the one who gave you catcalls when you walked down the street, but if you want to feel like a victim of Robbie Bourbon, name a time and place and I'll see if I can accommodate you.
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Peter Fn Gilmour - 02-20-2020
fat man u one one job to beat centy for me then we fight for my hart title thats rightfully mine. but u failed like u always do. stfu and suck my dick
re:The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 02-23-2020
Peter just signed up for a spot in Operation: Annihilation.
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Peter Fn Gilmour - 02-24-2020
Bring it
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-24-2020
"Peter isn't afraid of you, Robbie. Wanna know why?"
"Cuz he's a THREAT!"
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Peter Fn Gilmour - 02-24-2020
Truth!!
re:The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 02-24-2020
Here are a few things Peter Gilmour is a threat to:
Puppets without puppeteers
Buffet lines
Some earthworms
Common decency
More buffet lines
Your olfactory senses
Here are things Peter Gilmour will never even begin to threaten
Me
Most likely, you
An unopened box of condoms
Babies
Puppies
Small Children
Large Children
Combination locks
Ladybugs
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Peter Fn Gilmour - 02-24-2020
robbie wouldnt be a threat to weight watchers
re:The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 02-25-2020
True enough, Ladybug.
re:The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Griffin MacAlister - 02-25-2020
(02-24-2020, 06:56 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Here are a few things Peter Gilmour is a threat to:
Puppets without puppeteers
Buffet lines
Some earthworms
Common decency
More buffet lines
Your olfactory senses
"You forgot the frozen food section of his local grocery store, whenever he goes out 'hunting' for On-Cor Chicken Parm."
"Oh and anyone in his way to said frozen food section."
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Peter Fn Gilmour - 02-26-2020
i don't go to the frozen food section for my chicken parm..
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Griffin MacAlister - 02-27-2020
"Duuuude, don't even try to play like that... I seen you leavin' the grocery store once. You were driving a god damn forklift out of the place. There were multiple pallets of On-Cor Chicken Parm loaded onto it. Multiple fuckin' pallets! Like you were acquiring food for some kind of disaster relief program and you were set to feed some poor bastards that lost their homes to a flood, or a tornado... or some shit."
"Not to mention the fact that we were both in The Brotherhood. Duke would call us over for a meeting to discuss his thoughts and inner most feelings, usually after watching one of his box sets of Dawson's Creek or Felicity and you'd be sitting across from me, chowin' down on tray, after tray of chicken parm. All hunched over like you were in prison and afraid someone was gonna walk up and take your shit. Crazed look in your eye, sweatin' and breathing heavy. I didn't know if you were simply actin' like a freak or having a heart attack from all the trans fats or what was goin' on. It took me weeks before I realized what was happening and after a while, I had to start getting high, just to cope with enduring the sight of your spooky as fuck ass."
"Y'know Duke is still paying off the debt from your 'special' dietary 'requirements'. Right? Well he is and those days of meeting at the compound are long over. Years, long over with! The meetings weren't that long either! 2 hours at best, max and yet, Duke had to have an industrial sized freezer shipped to the compound, in order to store the huge stock pile of chicken parm for you, per your demands. The man is collecting food stamps just to get by now. Do you care... no. Fuck no. You don't give a fuck and it's a damn shame. You should be ashamed of yourself, Peter. Now you can't even own up to your little problem."
"Wow."
"Unbelievable."
"Yeah, okay. Sure. You don't have a problem. Whatever you say, Peter."
Lights blunt and shakes head.
re:The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Centurion - 02-27-2020
(02-27-2020, 07:29 AM)Griffin MacAlister Said: [tan]"Duuuude, don't even try to play like that... I seen you leavin' the grocery store once. You were driving a god damn forklift out of the place. There were multiple pallets of On-Cor Chicken Parm loaded onto it.
I best better not be hearing anyone talking shit about On-Cor Chicken.
re:The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - bRiaN sTorM - 02-27-2020
All hail the Chicken Parmesan King, Peter Gilmour !
re:The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Griffin MacAlister - 02-27-2020
(02-27-2020, 07:57 AM)Centurion Said:(02-27-2020, 07:29 AM)Griffin MacAlister Said: "Duuuude, don't even try to play like that... I seen you leavin' the grocery store once. You were driving a god damn forklift out of the place. There were multiple pallets of On-Cor Chicken Parm loaded onto it.
I best better not be hearing anyone talking shit about On-Cor Chicken.
"That was your take-away?"
"Guess we all know the company ol' Cent has some stock in."
"Shit. He must be bankin' big time from Gilly sales alone."
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Peter Fn Gilmour - 02-27-2020
well chicken parm heros have gone up lately.. damn trump!