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Now recruiting.. - Cadryn Tiberius - 01-15-2018
You ever feel like you were meant for something greater?
Like you're just the best of the best at something?
Well you're in luck, friend.
T3AMD - Team 3D is now looking for the best of the best.
Desire. Discipline. Dick.
Those are the D's we strive for. Some more than others..
Tell me why you should get to be apart of my elite squadron and if I'm convinced your in!
Let the tryouts commence!
T3AMD
1. Luca
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re:Now recruiting.. - Phantom Panzer - 01-15-2018
"Meh."
Now recruiting.. - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 01-15-2018
Because I'm the president of your goddamn fanclub. Speaking of, I got a backlog of fanmail overflowing my fuckin' filing cabinet bruh. When you gonna pick this shit up?
Now recruiting.. - Cadryn Tiberius - 01-15-2018
Shit damn Luca, I done forgot about mail.
I tell you what I'ma get it.
WHEN YOU COME TO THE T3AMD MEMBERS ONLY PARTY.
CONGRATULATIONS!
re:Now recruiting.. - Phantom Panzer - 01-16-2018
"What do I get if I decide I'd like to join this team?"
Now recruiting.. - Cadryn Tiberius - 01-16-2018
First of all, pal, you don't get to decide.
If the Essence Of Excellence decides you're worthy, that's how you get selected.
Now tell me.
How do you feel about generic cereal, homosexuality, and cowboys?
re:Now recruiting.. - Grande Ricardo - 01-16-2018
"You want a dude and his dragon? Mike and I could help your team catch flies. And I've always got an anus filled with eggs, if anyone gets hungry."
re:Now recruiting.. - Phantom Panzer - 01-16-2018
(01-16-2018, 11:17 AM)The Essence Of Excellence - CT Said: First of all, pal, you don't get to decide.
If the Essence Of Excellence decides you're worthy, that's how you get selected.
Now tell me.
How do you feel about generic cereal, homosexuality, and cowboys?
"If it isn't that knock-off Lucky Charms, then it can go suck my asshole clean. I fuck everything. Even blobs from the 5th dimension on an alternate universe of this blue marble called Earth. And cowboys are pretty neat. But only if it's a cowboy portrayed by John Wayne. True Grit is the shit. Clint Eastwood's good, but John Wayne is the exact kinda person I imagine that a cowboy would be like."
Now recruiting.. - Cadryn Tiberius - 01-16-2018
You've got me torn, man.
I despise generic cereal.
But your openly homoerotic love for cowboys makes me wet.
I need your best reason right now. This is the tie breaker.
GO.
re:Now recruiting.. - Phantom Panzer - 01-16-2018
(01-16-2018, 01:00 PM)The Essence Of Excellence - CT Said: You've got me torn, man.
I despise generic cereal.
But your openly homoerotic love for cowboys makes me wet.
I need your best reason right now. This is the tie breaker.
GO.
"Honestly, I eat food from all universes and dimensions. I just like generic cereal because they have balls by trying to outdo the name brand. But now that name brands have been doing it the same price with the same amount, my love for the generic is going down. Now, if you wanna talk about some cowboys, let's fuckin' talk about some cowboys, bud. John Wayne and Clint Eastwood weren't the only cowboys. Not the only ones to be good at it, too. But they're the men that truly pioneered what it's like to be a cowboy. What about Roy Rogers?
Hell, if you want to see some shit, I am a goddamn literal God. I do have the ability to transport people to other planes of existence. Different dimensions, different realities, different universes. There's an infinite amount of places you could go to. Where there could be Cowboys still on Earth, but more advanced. Cyborg Cowboys, Android cowboys. Could still just be normal ass human cowboys as well.
But if you want to see other worlds, I can take you there? Ever want to see Uranus? I have the capability to take you there, keep you alive as you investigate the wonders of it, then be back home without missing a second. But hey, maybe that's all too much for ya, or maybe that's not what you want. No skin off my red shiny bulbous nose. Hell, even if I'm not part of your team, if you ever want to see that kind of shit, just think of John Wayne plowing fifty virgins and I'll be right there to take you to wherever you wanna go. Because I'm that fucking awesome."
Now recruiting.. - Cadryn Tiberius - 01-16-2018
Well played.
Can you and Luca get along?
re:Now recruiting.. - Phantom Panzer - 01-16-2018
(01-16-2018, 01:58 PM)The Essence Of Excellence - CT Said: Well played.
Can you and Luca get along?
"I mean, that's up to him. I don't mind the dude too much. He used to annoy the fuck outta Tankerino. Doesn't really annoy me. So I could get along with him."